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furlough envy

With the downturn in the economy some companies are instituting a work furlough. Unpaid time off, with a guarantee to return to work. Most furloughs are 1-5 days off a month. Furlough envy is when someone is jealous of someone else's unpaid time off.
Dude, did you hear Jack's company is doing a 10 percent work furlough? Damn, that's fucking sweet. I've got a bitchin' case of furlough envy.
by bitchslapmonkey May 8, 2009
mugGet the furlough envymug.

outlet envy

A bitter state of jealousy that comes about when spending way more time than should be allowed in a cafe or coffee shop and the following two conditions are met: (1) all of the seats near outlets are taken and (2) your laptop battery is low.
Lauren was suffering from outlet envy while loitering at Borders one Saturday night, as her laptop battery was at 13% and she could not get a seat near an outlet.
by dj for pdubs February 28, 2010
mugGet the outlet envymug.

Hitorinbo Envy

Hitorinbo Envy (独りんぼエンヴィー) is the shortest song in the game Project Sekai: Colorful Stage. Playing this song in the online "Colorful Live" mode is the most efficient way of appearing in the ingame event leaderboards. For those playing the game casually, the song has become a meme as people will often ragequit immediately after the song is chosen, despite the game having punishments for disconnecting during online play in place. People now often play online this song just to frustrate other players, and this behavior is strengthened by meme creators within the games English community.
Someone with that one Kanade card: Oh my god not Hitorinbo Envy again
Someone trying to get on the leaderboards: *spams funny emu sticker* yes.
by LenEnjoyer April 8, 2022
mugGet the Hitorinbo Envymug.

Viper envy

Being a loser and envying the teams better then you especially the battlehawks
Sam poops standing up, drinks Zima,works out with shake weights all while having viper envy.
by Battlehawknation August 27, 2019
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Comment Envy

The feeling one experiences after noting the high number of comments a social networking friend receives in comparison to their own.
She seethed with comment envy everytime Elizabeth's inane status updates garnered more comments than her much more provocative ones.
by Elmo11 September 19, 2010
mugGet the Comment Envymug.

Penis envy

Josh Dunn caught penis envy after assuming his friends had bigger ding-a-lings, so he bought a bigger TV.
by Mr Member February 15, 2010
mugGet the Penis envymug.

mac envy

The delusonary state of mind that Mac owners are in which leads them to believe Mac is better than PC.
Clearly daskos99 has Mac Envy because daskos99's definition of the phrase has more 'vote downs' than 'vote ups'
by Der Gelb Baron October 23, 2010
mugGet the mac envymug.

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