The six greatest states in the country. In the New England states, you will deal with fewer rednecks and far less ignorance, as most of the ivy league schools can be found here. The vacation spots are unbeatable and most people dress decent. In the fall, the foliage is a major tourist attraction. During the winter months, people visit to stay in lodges or ski. In the spring and summer, the beaches are crowded and the small towns earn the most money by housing all of the vacationers who decide to stay at Nantucket and Martha's Vineyard. Each state has its own perks... Oh yeah, did I mention that the Patriots are better than any other team?
Guy 1: "You're from New England? You must be a fuckin' Democrat hippie."
Guy: "No, I'm not a hippie, but yes, I do have more money than you."
Guy: "No, I'm not a hippie, but yes, I do have more money than you."
by DrRock710 August 3, 2008
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Americans are pissed off becauses English people think they're all fat and stupid.
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Americans are pissed off becauses English people think they're all fat and stupid.
Yes, if it wasnt for England, America wouldnt be as we know it. Then again, if it wasnt for America, England wouldnt be what it is today either.
Face this fact: The two countries can't survive without eachother. Get over it, get on with your lives. (:
(written by a proud English woman) ;D
England: America has a loaaad of fat people
America: Yeah, but you guys have distgusting teeth
Random Country: Guys! GUYS! Stop fighting! Be united in peaaaaaacee dudes
England: /:
America: |:
England: Yeah. Ok. Hey, America - wanna play some football?
America: What?
England: 'Soccer' /:
America: LOL go on then :L
America: Yeah, but you guys have distgusting teeth
Random Country: Guys! GUYS! Stop fighting! Be united in peaaaaaacee dudes
England: /:
America: |:
England: Yeah. Ok. Hey, America - wanna play some football?
America: What?
England: 'Soccer' /:
America: LOL go on then :L
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