Pegswood Ending

After a massage, the lady will spread you're cheeks and lick the males anus. Similar to a ring dobie.

Oh yeah, the massage is really nice, can you give me a pegswood ending.

by KingToma March 26, 2009

a happy ending

A happy ending is when a Japanese massage therapist(usually a woman) gives a man a handjob for free.

I'm going to get myself a happy ending after work today.

by savvy16 January 19, 2014

Sad Ending

The opposite of a happy ending. One pays to perform a sexual act on another.

Lorenzo went to the massage parlor to get a happy ending, but instead ended up getting a sad ending.

by AHW September 30, 2012

watery ending

Adj.
A bowel movement beginning as a solid production, but turns violently into liquid just before finishing.

Man, after a hard night of drinking at that bachelor party in Vegas, I got stuck with a watery ending! I needed two courtesy flushes!

by L'Reig November 11, 2004

this is your life and it is ending one minute at a time

Catch-phrase from Chuck Palahniuk's breakthrough novel Fight Club, and the David Fincher movie based on it. This is your life and it is ending one minute at a time. Reminder of mortality, prod in the back to go out and do something with yourself.

This is your life and it is ending one minute at a time, boy.

by Fearman May 28, 2008

Happy ending massage

A massage that ends in sexual contact and orgasm.

Yesterday I went to got a message and it ended up being a happy ending massage that we both enjoyed sex blowjob handjob

by IDRGAFSYCSMD September 7, 2016

a-team ending

Where you end up with your back to the wall, and you somehow pull of a victory against something.

Mr T was cornered in a warehouse with the van. Using equipment there, he turned the van into a tank and smashed his enemies...

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp May 24, 2004