A board on neopets for all the dumb, random people. But n00bs have taken over alot of it and we must stab them with taco shoes -_-
by Bod August 20, 2004
Here are twelve rules/points on how not to be a dope. I hope you enjoy them and take them to heart.
1. First, confidence is everything. To seem worth a second of anyone on any board, you have to make yourself out to be better and more interesting than the masses.
2. Don't make threads that beg, look desperate or ask for NeoFriends. You'll only attract people as sad as you and repel people who follow to the point above, unless of course they come to your thread to make fun of you.
3. Don't act clueless unless in sarcasm. And learn how to detect sarcasm and jokes; these are skills that will save your life/reputation.
4. Know stuff. Read a book. Know basic history, math and science. It'll make you more interesting and give your comments and replies some value and depth.
5. Act nonchalant on the boards. Don't act like you give a crap about the forum rules, but follow them to keep your account from getting frozen or suspended.
6. Make sure your font and signature is pleasing to the eyes. And keep it simple, silly! Don't try to make it all dark and gloomy, without taste.
7. Don't try to be something you're not. You'll get a lot of flak if some calls you out, you poseur.
8. Don't call yourself Goth, Emo or Punk without looking up their real definitions on Wikipedia/Fourfa. You don't even have to listen to the right bands; just know them when they're mentioned.
9. Learn to type correct English. 'Nuff said.
10. When in an argument, don't role-play. That's just plain dumb.
11. Avoid arguments in general. They bring out the bad side of people.
12. If you must, learn how to pick your fights. Avoid arguing with people that follow the points above. Target those who don't.
1. First, confidence is everything. To seem worth a second of anyone on any board, you have to make yourself out to be better and more interesting than the masses.
2. Don't make threads that beg, look desperate or ask for NeoFriends. You'll only attract people as sad as you and repel people who follow to the point above, unless of course they come to your thread to make fun of you.
3. Don't act clueless unless in sarcasm. And learn how to detect sarcasm and jokes; these are skills that will save your life/reputation.
4. Know stuff. Read a book. Know basic history, math and science. It'll make you more interesting and give your comments and replies some value and depth.
5. Act nonchalant on the boards. Don't act like you give a crap about the forum rules, but follow them to keep your account from getting frozen or suspended.
6. Make sure your font and signature is pleasing to the eyes. And keep it simple, silly! Don't try to make it all dark and gloomy, without taste.
7. Don't try to be something you're not. You'll get a lot of flak if some calls you out, you poseur.
8. Don't call yourself Goth, Emo or Punk without looking up their real definitions on Wikipedia/Fourfa. You don't even have to listen to the right bands; just know them when they're mentioned.
9. Learn to type correct English. 'Nuff said.
10. When in an argument, don't role-play. That's just plain dumb.
11. Avoid arguments in general. They bring out the bad side of people.
12. If you must, learn how to pick your fights. Avoid arguing with people that follow the points above. Target those who don't.
by A good EMSer January 13, 2008
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by 😎MasterJackRabbit😎 September 25, 2015
EMS Lisa, Eat My Shorts
by Shireen June 10, 2005
The happiest place in the virtual world.
Evil (Things) and Monster Sightings message boards on Neopets.
Evil (Things) and Monster Sightings message boards on Neopets.
by Jovi Lloyd Morrison July 29, 2004
When added to most any verb, the suffix "ems" puts that verb in to action in place of a longer, less necessary sentence/predicate. Able to be used in the 1st or 3rd person, this suffix typically makes light of a more serious situation, however the particualar usage of this suffix in often left to be interpreted by the listener according to the context of the conversation or mood of the room.
Upon winning the sports bet, Mitchell screams "Payems"; short for "Fantastic, I have won this bet and will be paid". When Tyler is asked if he should go back to the bar and pay the tab that he forgot to pay, Tyler screams out "Fuckems"; short for "Fuck that, I will do it later". Brantley points out the attractive girl at the BBQ restaurant by simply saying "Doems"; short for "I sure would like to do her/sexually intercourse her".
by Sweet Cakes July 31, 2006