eated

The past tense of the verb "to eat" when in reference to something that is not actually digested.
Eg: I ate pizza vs. I eated pussy

Last night, after I eated yo girl's ass so good, she gave me the best dome of my life

by Paco Libre September 11, 2016

eards

excessive hair on the outside of the eards forming miniature beards or 'eards'

did you see the eards on that old guy in the shop? crazy

by tommy stevenson September 23, 2009

Ereday

A word made up by a bunch of weirdos who don't have enough sense to talk proper english. It's supposed to mean everyday.

I hear this stupid word ereday.

by ou812 Kushie 20 twin twin Nigg June 15, 2018

Nigger earned my bike

Just one step forward of "niggah stole my bike".
When a black man (colored person) Steals you're bike from,
You're lawn, Backyard or even from you're bare bottom.
If the colored person takes the bike and jumps it over a dragon fire pit swarming with plenty of dragons lands on one of the dragons eat, curb stomps it them has all the female dragons get attracted to him.
The niggah. Will then earn you're bicylce.

Do not worry you nigguh.
You earned my bike.

Or

Nigger earned my bike.

by DustinYoung June 28, 2008

eased

Verb: To easily complete a task. Usually used when one beats an opponent at a competetive task.

"oh man, I eased Dave at table hockey last night"

by John Doe February 22, 2004

getting earped

verb(v) This action originated from a mud skipper. It usually occurs when you are called out on something, that the person doing the blasting has no idea what he is talking about. You are then left standing there jaw dropped, completely, and utterly confused on what just happened to you.

Dude, did you hear about hamiton have to stand gate guard? He is getting earped big time

by jermdogg October 20, 2008

Silent but Eardley

When you're out with your mates in a pub and somebody drops their guts in the vicinity. The mate who complains the most about the flatus surprises you later when he admits it was him all along.

We were down the pub last night having a quiet beer, when Ewan did a Silent but Eardley. It fucking reeked.

by propforward April 10, 2011