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Erection Selection

Erection Selection: When a gentleman presents a number of options with which to provide dick to a lady.
Doorman: Hey baby, want to see my erection selection I got for you?

Victoria: Why not, any bendy ones?

Doorman: You like dat baby...
by MrTheMeist May 11, 2016
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Erection frenzy

Having an uncontrollable and often inopportune erection which then leads others to a state or period of uncontrolled excitement and/or wild behavior.
While trying to take a cold shower at the gym to quell my erection, others saw the object of my embarrassment and it started an erection frenzy.
by Theofeeder April 12, 2023
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Erection Direction

When some dude pops a woody and someone else notices his rock hard yogurt cannon then said first party must identify the underlying cause of his unnaturally erect wang. This is the "erection direction".

Most people signify the erection direction, or ED, with a subtle finger. If you're feeling bold use your meat steak to point.
Woah...Isaac. You have a massive hard on right now. Wheres the ED?

Yeah the erection direction is right over there. *points at Mariah*
by Gabby Big D February 9, 2009
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Erection Levels

the one incher: the penis is very small because of cold water.

the two incher: used for urinating

the three incher: before an erection

the four incher: the penis hangs at half-erection

the five incher: not the full length, but an erection

the six incher: full length of an erection without sexual arousal

the seven incher: full length of an erection during intercourse

the eight incher: length of the penis before ejaculation(the very last 2 seconds)

the nine incher: your much bigger companion

the ten incher: everyone's best friend

the eleven incher: your superior officer

the twelve incher: five dollar foot long

the thirteen incher: your superior officer's superior officer

the fourteen incher: Chuck Norris

the fifteen incher: Mr.T

the twenty incher: God
Jake was researching erection levels, and jealous of all the lengths he wasn't yetly able to achieve; he was pre-pubescent.
by NIQQA2daResQ January 4, 2011
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erection eater

When young boys or men go to bed an erection eater roams the night. If the man or boy has a wet dream they became endengered of falling victim to the erecton eater, who can smell cum for miles. It is an ugly crearture that crawls up to your bed and bites your dick off and stores it in her pouch of penis's, and uses them to pleasure herself after sticking metal rods in them. The victims never even feel this but wake up to a penisless body. These occurances happen mostly in china. This is because the erection eater was once a young chinnese orphan boy who was raped and killed and swore to eliminate every penis in the world. After men relize what has happen they most likly kill themselves.
Jeff: Tom wheres timmy?
Tom: Well.... last night an erection eater ripped off his penis and then he killed himself.
Jeff: That sucks.
by tmacz jmilz February 13, 2009
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erection ratio

The comparison in length of one's erect penis to their non-erect penis. Expressed the same as mathematic ratios (i.e. 4:1 or 4 to 1).
Hey Roberto, my wife says my erection ratio of 2 to 1 just doesn't satisfy her needs.
by Gary Coleman IV April 10, 2008
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Erection Pants

Erection Pants are pants that don't fit in the crotch area and are too loose/baggy. This causes the fabric at the crotch to bunch up when the person sits down, making him/her look like he/she has an erection.
Person 1: "Wow, Tina lost a lot of weight!"

Person 2: "Yeah, you can tell just by looking at her erection pants."

or

Person 1: "These jeans just don't fit! They're so baggy!"

Person: "You have a pair of erection pants, my friend."
by Sings24 January 3, 2011
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