epicer

stupid ass word that makes no fucking sense

these fish sticks are epicer than tits

by ninja nick 1337 October 20, 2010

epic

1) It is a long poem or narrative, usually glorifying a cultural hero of that time.

2) Nearly the best weapons any class could have in the Everquest series (although later expansions would have better items available).

3) A genre of movie that is similar to the first definition.

"The Illiad is an epic that revolves around Achilles and Hector of Troy or something."

"OMG my epic takes too long, I quit."

"Braveheart was quite a good epic!"

by Tzeentch February 15, 2005

Epic

Despacito.

*Listens to Despacito*
"Wow, this is so epic, unlike Gangnam Style."

by pijeN May 16, 2018

epic

A word used in the 2006-2012 era, presumably to describe something as resembling an epic poem (ignoring the fact that most of the users probably didn't know what that was). Today using the word "epic", unless being used to describe scope, and sometimes even then, makes you look horribly dated and trying too hard to be cool, like a 40-year-old who still wears graphic T-shirts. Instead, the new "hip and modern crowd" uses some combination of the words "swag", "#yolo", "cray-cray", and "twerk" in random order as if somebody had jammed a metal rod into the vocabulary part of their brain and replaced it with a Twitter feed, which also explains their spelling.

"Man, that new rollercoaster's so epic. Here's my BlackBerry, go take a picture while I'm on it."

"Dude. You twerkin' with me? Epic is like, five years old now. So un-yolo. You just lost your swagalicious badge."

"But we're best friends!"

"Nuh-uh-uh, not anymore. *rips off badge* I am so putting this on Instagram so everybody can see the time that you lost your swag badge and peed your pants, 'cause I know that those weren't yellow when you bought them."

by A totally cray person September 10, 2013

Epicism

1. The state or ideal of being Epic.
2. A term used to instate Holyness.

1. --"Did you see John Petrucci's guitar solo???"
--"Yes. It was pure epicism."
2. --"Dear Epicism above us, please show mercy"

by Mr. Jinglheimerschmidt February 23, 2009

Epic

One of the Greatest Songs of the 90's performed by Faith No More, This Song Paved the Way for the Rap/Metal Genre.

Though Hippie activists bitched about the music Video for Epic which the fish appears to be dying, it was in fact slow motion footage.

by Dave T. September 17, 2006

Epicness

Something that is so Moving so Powerful it can move OCEANS!

This person is bound for Epicness.

The universes epicness is overwhelming.

by Far from epicness November 3, 2011