**ABBREVIATION NOT TO BE MISTAKEN WITH NATIONAL ENGLISH HONOR SOCIETY**
9:1 teacher-student ratio - you'll get the help you need... probably
95% graduation rate (somewhat higher than state avg.)
Don't even bother reading the google reviews; they're complete and utter bull-crap. Talk about a lack of diversity within the school itself - the public statistics speak for themselves. This school is infatuated with boasting about its notable former alumni (Snooki, Keith Jones, other D-list celebrities) and athletic awards/recognitions, but fail to notice that it's only mere survivorship bias. Don't like it? Allentown's choice-eligible.
Looking for a great word to describe the school itself? I'll give you one: Yee-yee
NEHS-sympathizers, f̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ ̶m̶e̶ let's agree to disagree.
9:1 teacher-student ratio - you'll get the help you need... probably
95% graduation rate (somewhat higher than state avg.)
Don't even bother reading the google reviews; they're complete and utter bull-crap. Talk about a lack of diversity within the school itself - the public statistics speak for themselves. This school is infatuated with boasting about its notable former alumni (Snooki, Keith Jones, other D-list celebrities) and athletic awards/recognitions, but fail to notice that it's only mere survivorship bias. Don't like it? Allentown's choice-eligible.
Looking for a great word to describe the school itself? I'll give you one: Yee-yee
NEHS-sympathizers, f̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ ̶m̶e̶ let's agree to disagree.
Concerned mother: "New Egypt High School!? Are you s-sure there's no other o-options? *trembling in terror* I want my BABY to be safe from DRUGS and BULLYING an-and..."
Realtor: "Well, there's Allentown High Sch-"
Realtor: "Well, there's Allentown High Sch-"
by RecFieldAt4 April 26, 2022
Get the New Egypt High Schoolmug. A really long amount of time. Used to show emphasis of how long it’s been since something has happened.
I haven’t seen Jane in an Egypt year. I wonder how she’s doing?
It’s been an Egypt year since I’ve seen a good hockey game.
It’s been an Egypt year since I’ve seen a good hockey game.
by SiK juice October 24, 2017
Get the Egypt yearmug. the prettiest name in the world. anyone with this name is absolutely beautiful if you are named egypt i love you and you are awesome
by only-correct May 29, 2023
Get the Egyptmug. The man lays naked in bed waiting for the woman.
The woman then runs down the hall way jumping onto the bed and perfecting landing on the man's shaft. The ERT has a success rate of 1/17 times.
The woman then runs down the hall way jumping onto the bed and perfecting landing on the man's shaft. The ERT has a success rate of 1/17 times.
Bro, I took home that fine bitch last night and she hit me with the Egyption Ring Toss, she came running and hopped right on.
by BC694 February 24, 2025
Get the Egyption Ring Tossmug. A beautiful girl with a big personality, she's often too much of a lover and tends to get hurt , she's sexy fierce And good in bed , she can make any man fall in love with her eyes , don't lose An Egypt big mistake
I want an Egypt
by Livdareal April 28, 2024
Get the Egyptmug. "I bought a property in Egypt" is probably the first big meme of the year 2025. This was followed by "choppedchin" and "eye of Rah." These three memes combined, and in almost any video featuring one of them, at least one more had to appear. Some people consider this meme to be the worst ever created due to its "brainrot" factor surpassing memes like "hawk tuh" or "why so serious?".
The person speaking in this meme is named "itscameasty" on the social network "TikTok," and on August 12, 2024, he posted a video about buying a property in Egypt for cheap and explained how he had it managed as an Airbnb. The original video says: I bought a property in Egypt, and what they do for you is they give you the property, you then get to go and customize it however you want, which only cost me 4,000 pounds for the kitchen, for the outdoor furniture, for the sofa bed. After that, the management of the building will manage your property for you while you put it on Airbnb.
The person speaking in this meme is named "itscameasty" on the social network "TikTok," and on August 12, 2024, he posted a video about buying a property in Egypt for cheap and explained how he had it managed as an Airbnb. The original video says: I bought a property in Egypt, and what they do for you is they give you the property, you then get to go and customize it however you want, which only cost me 4,000 pounds for the kitchen, for the outdoor furniture, for the sofa bed. After that, the management of the building will manage your property for you while you put it on Airbnb.
A: Yo yo I bought a property in egypt and they gave me the property.
B: Bru stop talking about that shit nga.
A: Nah nah, you just don't get it.
B: That is the worst meme ever bro.
A: shh shhh 🤫 am mewing
B:💀
B: Bru stop talking about that shit nga.
A: Nah nah, you just don't get it.
B: That is the worst meme ever bro.
A: shh shhh 🤫 am mewing
B:💀
by when the amogus but: January 25, 2025
Get the I bought a property in egyptmug. a cooler way of saying "from way back when" or "from when dinosaurs walked the earth" or "from times immemorial".
a mother, who is a teacher at a local elementary school, asks her son when she gets back from work:
mother: son, I have heard some of my students mention urbandictionary as a word. Would you know what that means?
son: sorry, come again. is this some kind of weird term from Pharaonic Egypt?
mother: what? you don't know?. okay, so you don't know shit. Therefore you are not a walking dictionary. Now go to your room.
mother: son, I have heard some of my students mention urbandictionary as a word. Would you know what that means?
son: sorry, come again. is this some kind of weird term from Pharaonic Egypt?
mother: what? you don't know?. okay, so you don't know shit. Therefore you are not a walking dictionary. Now go to your room.
by Sexydimma January 28, 2012
Get the from Pharaonic Egyptmug.