New Egypt High School

**ABBREVIATION NOT TO BE MISTAKEN WITH NATIONAL ENGLISH HONOR SOCIETY**

9:1 teacher-student ratio - you'll get the help you need... probably

95% graduation rate (somewhat higher than state avg.)

Don't even bother reading the google reviews; they're complete and utter bull-crap. Talk about a lack of diversity within the school itself - the public statistics speak for themselves. This school is infatuated with boasting about its notable former alumni (Snooki, Keith Jones, other D-list celebrities) and athletic awards/recognitions, but fail to notice that it's only mere survivorship bias. Don't like it? Allentown's choice-eligible.

Looking for a great word to describe the school itself? I'll give you one: Yee-yee

NEHS-sympathizers, f̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ ̶m̶e̶ let's agree to disagree.

Concerned mother: "New Egypt High School!? Are you s-sure there's no other o-options? *trembling in terror* I want my BABY to be safe from DRUGS and BULLYING an-and..."

Realtor: "Well, there's Allentown High Sch-"

by RecFieldAt4 April 27, 2022

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Something that they give you in egypt

Egypt guy: I bought a property in Egypt and what they do for ya is they give you the property
Eye of rah: ayo chill tf out yo you sitting there playing with af-

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When skibidi appears in ohio there's a rare chance that it meets grimace with a sigma jawline and W gyat. He may also fly you to Egypt to buy a property and rizz up the huzz he will also fanum Tax ur wallet and make you broke. But you will meet kai cenat, Duke Dennis, livvy dunne and baby gronk.

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by NIGGER#2 February 10, 2025

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American International School in Egypt (AISE)

A very shitty place with very shitty teachers. You guessed it, very shitty students. Their main goal is not to raise student achievement everyday, everyway, it is to make them consider suicide and basically want to rape all dem teachers inside. it is also a place where students send emails to the whole school saying that they are the taliban and they will be bombing the school. it is also a place where there is a group of terrorists in the school named; "the bouries" which is a fortnite clan that started when one of them pickaxed a fellow 11th grader and started a war in the middle of the school. The bouries are hated by many members of the school staff and by other students that are NOT of the bouri race. the bouries are currently sticking to football and fortnite, but are shit at football and lost to a small group of 10th graders. this is a result of not touching grass for an exponentially long time that is beond the human understanding. if you want to know more about the bouries, then search up (on the urban dictionairy) the bouries AISE. AISE is also the central headquarter in egypt for the most fucked up humans the world has ever seen. (without mentioning names). If you ever, EVER, even consider sending your child here then you must be paid to do so. If you are a boury, you should be ashamed of yourself. everytime 1 of the bouries fight someone, 10 other bouries appear. this is the epitome of being a 5awal ibn mara metnaka zanya mesh ragel.

a7a neik, el wad da kosomo neik shaklo gay men American International School in Egypt (AISE).

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Person 1: What the fuck is wrong with this guy,
Person 2: i think he is an AISE graduate.

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Person 1: KOSOM EL BOURIES
Boury leader: Bouries assemble!

by egyptian word definer! December 16, 2023

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