Dirty eduardo

when you have a dream that your friend Eduardo has sex with another one of your friends

friend 1: hey what dream did you have last night

friend 2: had a dirty Eduardo with you in it

by NatalPlays June 8, 2022

Eduardo Sanz

He’s smart, does debate and all. He’s funny, everybody that is around him is always laughing. He’s talented, he is in the drama club. He’s so cute...like its kind of weird how cute he is. It kind of hurts me knowing i will never be able to have him...

I just saw Eduardo Sanz... why is he so precious?

Ugh... i cab’t stop thinking about Eduardo Sanz

by Im in the Ashton School August 27, 2019

Eduardo Contreras

A bottomless pit. Distinguished by an egg-shaped head and inability to get out often. Often found playing a video game i.e. Pokemon, Warcraft, Word with Friends, etc.

"Dude you are such an Eduardo Contreras! You just ate five plates and still have room for more!"

"What you're gay? You must be an Eduardo Contreras."

"Dude don't be an EC, Come out with us tonight..."

by The_MMO October 24, 2011

Eduardo Fleury

Amazing; Sexy; Humoungous Donger

Have you seen my Eduardo Fleury? It is Eduardo Fleury

by thisisnteddie June 3, 2009

Eduardo Pedro

Eduardo Pedro is a retarded schoolboy during the day but at night he's a GAY
PROSTITUTE.

Eduardo Pedro's offers are:
£20 for a handjob
£50 for a blowjob
and £1 for sex

by mabossda February 8, 2014

Eduardo Francais

N. One who is Josh.
V. To act is if you are Josh.

Commonly used among those who are in contact with the one known as Josh.

Your dialect resembles that of Eduardo Francais.

by Josh April 24, 2004

Eduardo Squidwardo

(verb) Popping an ollie on a skateboard, then simultaneously pulling your pants down, and prolapsing your asshole in mid air, then passing out due to the amount of forced used to execute said trick

Dude do you wanna see this cool trick I learned? It's the Eduardo Squidwardo.
*Ambulance noises in the distance*

by Tsuki October 9, 2020