City located just east of Hartford, Ct, on the other side of the Connecituct river. The city is currently undergoing white flight, as an influx of Hartford migrants come in. East Hartford had one of the highest increases of blacks/puertoricans between 1990 and 2000 in the state of CT, and it had the HIGHEST increase in poverty. East Hartford Highschool is the most diverse highschool in the state. Crime as a whole is still relatively low (compared to Hartford), but crime is gradually increasing. Notable seady areas include: Most of Burnside Avenue/Tolland Street, Park Avenue/Columbus Circle, Hockanum, Maybery Village, Silver Lane, and Brewer Street.
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You'll also find legions of newer residents from the greater New York City area, many of whom are minorities that commute to the city and make real money, keeping the local bus company, Martz' share holders smiling in the process. Don't bother to subscribe to the local newspaper, the Pocono Record, which should only be purchased in a pinch if your training small pets and desperately need a piddle pad.
School taxes are way high since everyone tries to get friends and neighbors a job with the corrupt school board, where they do very little while making a killing, cranking out some of the dumbest seniors in the western hemisphere; insuring the Walmart in town is always staffed with a full supply of talent. You can always move here since there's plenty of foreclosures in countless developments to insure any unfortunate potential home buyers with a minimal down payment and pulse there very own Pocono dream home/nightmare in northeast PA.
You'll also find legions of newer residents from the greater New York City area, many of whom are minorities that commute to the city and make real money, keeping the local bus company, Martz' share holders smiling in the process. Don't bother to subscribe to the local newspaper, the Pocono Record, which should only be purchased in a pinch if your training small pets and desperately need a piddle pad.
School taxes are way high since everyone tries to get friends and neighbors a job with the corrupt school board, where they do very little while making a killing, cranking out some of the dumbest seniors in the western hemisphere; insuring the Walmart in town is always staffed with a full supply of talent. You can always move here since there's plenty of foreclosures in countless developments to insure any unfortunate potential home buyers with a minimal down payment and pulse there very own Pocono dream home/nightmare in northeast PA.
Resident #1: East Stroudsburg is a corrupt, sorry excuse for a town.
Resident #2: It could always be worse, you could've been born here.
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