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DYING HORN!! 

Originaly the sound Sophie made when she realised that it was windy and wet. (She is now called DYING HORN!)
Whwn a car needs its horn changing it can be known to previously have had a 'Dying Hron'.
Also annother meaning has been discovered, in Birmingham it means simply 'loss of an errection'!(Unfortunately these can't be replaced, as a certain somebody (from Brighton)has discovered.)
'Well that weas a bit of a Crap Horn'
'No it wasn't, it was a Dying Horn!!'

'Heya Dying Horn, howzit 'hangin'?'
DYING HORN!! by GIGSEY! December 21, 2003

Dying to go 

Needing to go to the toilet right now, insomuch that it is a life or death situation
"Mum, are we there yet? I'm dying to go!"
"Not far honey. We should probably buy a Happy Meal or something so we don't get into trouble."
Dying to go by Space Quest January 7, 2017

Dying Muffin 

A euphemism denoting the feeling of lateral brain activity during an extremely peculiar situation
"Dude I was walking to work this morning and I passed this beautiful girl, but when I turned to look at her again she was a cat"

"Sounds like you had a dying muffin on your hands bro"
Dying Muffin by CapnChunkNoChunk August 30, 2017

Dying Catfish 

A ugly creature who happens to look like a slimy crusty ball of trash, usually a human boy named Wyatt.

Girls who are attracted to this creature are blobs
Ew! How can you like that dying catfish?! You're such a blob
Dying Catfish by hitthequanbishes September 15, 2017

Dying Bees 

When bees die because the were contaminated by pesticide
Dying Bees by CAT9000 November 2, 2018

Dying Babies 

When baby die, baby dead

Dead babies are when babies die
Dammnnn dat baby dead yeet

Dying babies die because they starve or get choked to death because they want to be choked from daddy but daddy want to do it also so daddy kill baby and baby lay on ground dead