Horizontal Dipshit

When a person is acting extra without an expected cause.

You horizontal dipshit!

by BBilly December 29, 2021

Flighty Von Dipshit

An inept and unaware individual.

There goes Flighty Von Dipshit, incompetent as ever, and lost in her own world.

by Emogenome August 15, 2019

Desperate Dictionary Dipshit

A person who submits their own name to Urban Dictionary, defining said name with traits which make them seem much more attractive and likable than they are in reality.

whoever wrote Daniel in Urban Dictionary is such a Desperate Dictionary Dipshit.

by TitCruncher August 26, 2019

Yankee Doodle Dipshit

An American whose knowledge of world events doesn't extend beyond the US borders or their own limited life experiences in the modern US, but somehow that never stops them from being confidently incorrect and overly obnoxious with their social media presence when discussing global issues and how they impact the US and vice versa.

This Yankee Doodle Dipshit actually thinks mask mandates are a Democratic totalitarian power grab on par with the Holocaust.

by Vomit Piñata September 14, 2021

cunt ass nigga bitch retard dipshit

you are to use this phrase when you stumble upon someone that is mentally subnormal or has a real issue with being an asshole.

my friend Abdul is a cunt ass nigga bitch retard dipshit, nigga can't do fucking sums without crying

"cunt ass nigga bitch retard dipshit," said my mom to my dad when he was being a useless dumb drunk clown

by youstupidassbitch March 17, 2020

Dipshit

Someone who looks up dipshit in the dictionary.

If you don't know what a dipshit is, you must really be a dipshit.

by 93r83498534967 January 5, 2009

Dipshitethon

1.)A presidential election that is based loosely on the idea that you can trust any political party to gather and present unbiased facts logistically concerning the outcome of a Vote Count.
2.)Any election that relys on political honesty or integretiy for anything more serious than a bowel movement.
3.)All elections that use any public or paid media to spread "News" of results.

1.)The Y2K Presidential Election, during which a president was appointed by Supereme Court Judges, rather than a Vote Count or an Electoral College decision.
2.)The 2004 Election in which all News Casters wore Red to signify the Republican Colors BEFORE the vote had even been counted, Meanwhile denying that it had anything to do with the desired outcome of the election.
3.)The 2004 election again, which demonstrates an even Broader gap between the Popular and Electoral Vote count.

by Thomas B. Perry November 3, 2004