dried gluestick

When you cum straight up then let the jizz dry on tip of your meat stick (dick without skin) then once dry, peel off very fast just like when you were little and peeled dried glue off your hand.

dude, you should totally try the dried gluestick!

by Ugin™ April 25, 2016

dried tomato

A person that makes awkward faces.

Oh hey. That girl is a dried tomato

by What you mean September 11, 2016

driered

So tired that you have drunk tendencies

I'm not drunk,I'm driered.

by Kirasbabydaddy July 8, 2016

dried mayo strings

when u cum in a girls hair and she lets it dry then she eats the dried cum off the hair

i thought haley died her hair but it turns out it was just dried mayo strings

by dasdahearf June 23, 2016

Dried Out Song

when yo lil ass cuzin kepp playn yo fav song till it gets fukn annoying to the point where you despise the song and the artist and now .............your cuzin i a AM DA WHON DONT WEIGHHGHGHGHG AH TONENENENE DONT NEED AH GUN TO GET respek ON DA treets

Dried Out Song SHIEEEEEET ion kno uk wut i mean

by dasdahearf June 23, 2016

dried fish

A girl/woman with a flat chest; no breasts

"Her chest was as flat as a dried fish"

"Omg so true"

by the.weird.person February 16, 2017

Dried Fig

the most disgusting word in the world. 0/10 would not recommend using as the name of a color

dried fig is gross I don't want this backpack called dried fig

by Buddyupsystem August 26, 2018