franch dressing

when "frannie z" masturbates with a cucumber, the juices caused by her excitment is now known as "fran"ch dressing.
duddddeeeee i fucked frannie last night and she had some sweeeeet tastin franch dressing!
by ckjrhjmc April 8, 2010
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Freakum Dress

When you've been with your man for a long time and he is just not treating you right, the freakum dress is that little dress you wear when you go out with your ladies because you've had enough and every fella in the room goes "DWAMMMMM!"

Term made popular by Beyonce
My man hasn't been paying me any attention lately, so I took out my freakum dress, went out with my ladies, and he certainly realized what he was missing.
by DJfreakum August 6, 2011
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dress rehearsal

where everything goes wrong the night before the first performance.
by yepimstillhere June 18, 2010
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An Englishman in a Dress

"Scotland is not a real country, you are an Englishman in a dress!"
by HarpyBarpy August 3, 2020
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dress shopping

buying something you;ll probably wear once and then give to a thrift store or sell on E-Bay
I'm going dress shopping for my wedding gown.
by Amber Edsall June 19, 2008
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shirt dress

n.

The same thing as a tall tee. Using this word to describe this type of shirt puts emphasis on how much it looks like a dress.
"Dude, look at that goofy chump wearing that shirt dress acting all gangsta. My girlfriend has the same one in green."

"Yeah, I can see his vagina when he wears it while riding a bike."
by jarred retro May 9, 2008
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Dress Code

What bouncers or doormen say when they do not want you in the club
ugly fat red neck (male or female) tries to get in the club.
I am sorry but we have a dress code
by ccdubskwad January 26, 2012
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