doug stanhope

Stand up comedian often compared to the late, great Bill Hicks. Stanhope differs in a number of ways however.

Stunningly, he is actually MORE shocking than Hicks, with arguably a less-political message. This doesn't do the man justice however. He has an incredibly active mind, and superb delivery as well as being incredibly funny.

Less insightful than Hicks perhaps, but if anything, he is funnier.

Also a one time presenter of the Man Show with Joe Rogan which Stanhope himself openly describes as being solely for 'shameless financial gain'.

Also due to run for president of the United States as the candidate for the Libertarian party in 2008.
"They shouldn't be able to teach religion until you're 18 years old and you know what? It'd be a whole different world because if they weren't pushing that shit into your head while it was still soft you'd never buy it"

"If you really believe death leads to eternal bliss then why are you wearing a seatbelt?"

-doug stanhope
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Doug Price

Doug Price, is a term people use to describe a peer as an extremely powerful individual.
And also to make a mockery of people who tell fake stories about recent amazing feats they had accomplished, as to which there were no witnesses, evidence, or proof.
Commonly referred to as Bullshit.

This term is derived from an urban legend originating in North-West England.

Doug Price is a man possessing great power and wealth, and is commonly referred to as the owner of the world, and everything in it.
Many tales have been told, describing his astonishing feats of bravery, strength, tougness, charisma and intellect.
Such as building a golden Apache with one hand, or crafting a working replica of a lightsaber, out of a radiator.
Also taking on 20 martial artists at once with just one punch.
And the most famous tale of them all, Driving around the world in his custom Bugatti Veyron, commonly referred to as the "Dougatti Steron"

Of course this is just urban legend, and is where the term comes from.
Boy 1 - "Lad, lastnight, i went out drinking, and i met up with big ste with the golden tooth, and we battered 10 Gypsys then bailed in our Dougatti"

Boy 2 - "Yeah right, who do you think you are, Doug Price?!"
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Doug-up

{dug up}
-verb (used with object), Dougged, Dougging.
to have one's own story shown as inferior to, or at least irrelevant compared to a similar (or dissimilar as the case may be) story told by Doug Barnett about himself or one of his acquaintances; similar to the term "one-up" in use, albeit more specific
I thought I had him with that last story, but he always finds a way to Doug-up me.
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Doug Job

the act of giving or receiving sexual favors, including oral pleasure, while on a school trip or function
Dude, he totally got a Doug Job (DJ) on the bus ride back from the school trip to the zoo!
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FPS Doug

FPS Doug is a character on the internet TV show Pure Pwnage which can be found at www.purepwnage.com. Doug plays mainly FPS (First Person Shooter) games such as Counter Strike and Call of Duty 2. Doug is well known for the "Boom Headshot" video he stared in.
FPS Doug plays FPS games.
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Doug Stanhope

Funny motherfucker who i agree with on most things.
Libertarian, drunk, loves mocaine, barely sane, all the way smart as fuck.
Compared to Bill Hicks and George Carlin for his provacative thinking he makes funny so that his thoughts can be 'comedy friendly'.
He fully deserves to be compared to those greats of comedy, as well as Lenny Bruce and Richard Pryor.
Love Bill, miss him. Doug and Bill are similar in being thinkers who make it funny so they are heard as much as, or probably more than, being pro comics.
Doug's a different beast to Bill, colder sharper, more ruthless and definately drunker.
Doug, like the greats of the funny i have mentioned is the Jester who calls the King a cunt, just as Bill Hicks, Rich Pryor, Lenny Bruce and George Carlin would, could and did.

Those men are acknowledged as great.
Doug's only hitting mass media now.
Time to listen up folks.

Doug broke my heart when i found the one country he hates is mine.
Still, the man's a fucking true jester-philosopher.

'Doing a Stanhope': Socially disquieting act of pointing out the elephant in the room in a shockingly open way and being funny at the same time, yet not giving a fuck if someone is offended by it. That's their problem.
Bloke 1: Man, i oughtta punch you for what you said to my mom.
Bloke 2: Yeah i was a dick and you can punch me if you need to, but the woman was talking shit, so i got all Doug Stanhope on her.
Bloke 1:No dude, you didn't do a Stanhope. You were just fucking rude, man.
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Sloppy Doug

The skillful art of placing your cock and balls onto an unsuspecting victim's shoulder for extended periods of time
I totally gave this asian kid a sloppy doug in the library yesterday. Whatta chink!
by singleguy69 March 11, 2013
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