a severe douche, a mega douchebag, one who has reached the pinnacle of douchedom, a simpleton with issues.
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A Goose Douche is an individual that orders Grey Goose Vodka bottle service at club due to the perception that the spirit imparts a certain level of status.
That Jersey guido thinks he's cool because he's paying $400 for a bottle of Grey Goose but most the girls in here realize that he's a Goose Douche.
by PLe1 March 5, 2009
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by sheila in the car July 21, 2010
Get the Il Douche mug.A person who brings their guitar to a house party, gets drunk, then proceeds to play said guitar in order to try and impress someone. This person is usually a gigantic douche and should be treated with a slap to the face and removal of guitar privileges.
Person 1: Dude, did you see Alex last night?
Person 2: Yeah, he was being such a guitar douche, it amazes me how he has friends.
Person 2: Yeah, he was being such a guitar douche, it amazes me how he has friends.
by bananagrapefruit May 19, 2009
Get the guitar douche mug.Someone preferably a male. Thinks they are this 'amazing' human being. That takes pleasure in being raciest or rude to people for no particular reason. They think they are so so perfect and that everyone looks up to them when in reality people sneer at how stupid, lame and how much of losers they are. They like to think they can get anyone they like but really those people like to keep Lorde Del Douche in private for obvious reasons but male does not see that. Also, Del Douche's like to screw old wrinkly men but also very cheaply so also they are desperate and pathetic. Sorry. Not Sorry. You're Welcome. :)
Lorde Del Douche: OMG don't look at my hair I just fixed it 100 times and its still not perfect (girl voice)
Lorde Del Douche: y is no1 talkin to me lol im amazin fuk u. LOOK at my skin SEE how amazing and how much better I am than u
Girl: Jeez get over yourself your ugly as fuck. You might as well be a girl, Freak.
Lorde Del Douche: y is no1 talkin to me lol im amazin fuk u. LOOK at my skin SEE how amazing and how much better I am than u
Girl: Jeez get over yourself your ugly as fuck. You might as well be a girl, Freak.
by omgimsoperf October 8, 2013
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