a douchebag so epicly douchebaggy that they must publish and announce every douchebaggy thing they do.
by Spaz De Kat March 19, 2009
Get the professional douchebag mug.Phil: Chris is kind of a douchebag, but he's can be cool sometimes.
Mike: No, he's not cool, he's a Douchebagasaurus Rex.
Mike: No, he's not cool, he's a Douchebagasaurus Rex.
by BrotherSport April 4, 2009
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1. A special, real number that normalizes the ratio of douchebags in a conversation to the amount of time it takes for one or more of them to be called out as such.
by Andrew Badera December 12, 2010
Get the Douchebag Constant mug.A chin beard, usually short and well-groomed, that is purposely shaved into the shape of a triangle pointing towards one's lower lip, with no other hair on the person's face (mustache, sideburns, etc.) The name comes from the fact that a person who has it is usually a douchebag.
Person 1: Wow, that fucker just flipped me off! Is 50 in a 40 zone not fast enough for him?
Person 2: Doesn't surprise me, he's got the douchebag triangle.
Person 2: Doesn't surprise me, he's got the douchebag triangle.
by Milky Cannon January 24, 2011
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That guy in the back is making a fool of himself by doing all those douchebag pushups before yoga class starts.
by PoolPartyVato April 11, 2014
Get the douchebag pushups mug.The friend that you have to explain to people before you introduce him and apologize about afterwards. The worst part is what that dude says is TRUE!!
Ed: Man, I can't believe you brought that guy over here yesterday. He tore me up for displaying the commemorative Obama Plate collection momma bought my for my birthday!
Joe: Sorry, man. You just can't be pulling no more dumb stuff around Douchebag Derreck!
Joe: Sorry, man. You just can't be pulling no more dumb stuff around Douchebag Derreck!
by DBD1983 August 14, 2014
Get the Douchebag Derreck mug.The person who obnoxious and inevitably yells "Get in the hole!" at a professional golf tournament. This particular brands of douche tend to follow popular golfers, especially Tiger Woods. This phrase can be heard anywhere on the course, regardless of the feasibility of said ball making it to said hole.
Guy 1: Did you hear that jack wagon yelling "Get in the hole."
Guy2: What a dumb ass. Dude was teeing off on a 600 yard par 5.
Guy1: Yeah unless Phil Mickelson got exposed to gamma rays and has a secret habit of turning green it's a totally dumb thing to say.
Guy2: Yep that guy wasa total Get-in-the-hole! Douchebag.
Guy2: What a dumb ass. Dude was teeing off on a 600 yard par 5.
Guy1: Yeah unless Phil Mickelson got exposed to gamma rays and has a secret habit of turning green it's a totally dumb thing to say.
Guy2: Yep that guy wasa total Get-in-the-hole! Douchebag.
by JDTheNerDragon June 17, 2014
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