Domestitute

It is common in Asia, for families to hire a maid (domestic helper) however in order to make some extra cash, some maids use their days off to frequent club or bars in the hope that thay may entice guys to hire them for a jolly.

These Domestic Helpers cum Pristitutes are thus termed Domestitutes.

"Ark at that domestitute over there Keith, I wouldn't mind a jolly with her before curfew"

by Keith Brown1 May 11, 2013

why does it take urban dictionary so long to approve my definition?

i have no idea. it's irritating, but when you see your definition up there, it'll probably be worth it.

to the urban dictionary admin., hurry the hel-

friend: "hey, why does it take urban dictionary so long to approve my definition?"
me: i have no idea man.

by thekaprisunstraw November 4, 2021

being domestic

The stage where a couple becomes almost like a married couple or when a couple starts getting more serious such as cooking dinner for each other, going to sleep early, adopting pets together, etc.

It felt domestic being with her, there was no awkwardness to it.
We were being domestic, we knew each other so well and adapted to each other

by YouGoGlennCoco96 April 22, 2019

Domestic Diva

A housewife who is beautiful and fabulous but hard-working. Making a fashion statement while doing housework is must! She's usually multi-tasking by taking care of the kids, cooking, cleaning, sweeping, mopping, etc. while wearing her cute lil aprons and high-heeled shoes. It's all about looking good while doing it!

Meagan is always prancing around in the kitchen like a domestic diva. She makes housework look fun!

by Mea143 November 27, 2010

does my head in

to irritate and annoy, headache material

That stupid Amy Winehouse song Rehab does my head in

by -Haed- October 2, 2007

doesn't love the Lord and Southeastern Conference football

An ironic expression used by Southern males to express disbelief in or mild condemnation of some else's attitudes or behavior, supposedly drawing on some stereotypes of Southerners. (This expression possibly originated with Lewis Grizzard, a most excellent American humorist and commentator.)

Billy Bob eats strawberry Moon Pies and drinks Pepsi; only someone who doesn't love the Lord and Southeastern Conference football would do that.

by Duckbutt November 4, 2005

detestimonial

A negative testimonial of a product or service or company

I would like hear detestimonials from products and services that suck.

by h.g.Whiz January 30, 2009