dorkus malorkus

The scientific name for a whale's penis.

Wow, that dorkus malorkus is pretty big.

by gracie March 2, 2005

dogus balbay

Turkish phrase meaning "smelly and soapless".

If you don't bathe for a week and reek of urine, there is a good chance you are dogus balbay.

by jesterhall December 24, 2008

Dogus

This basically stands for someone who will cry once he has made love to any female/male with his micropenis.

He loves a good reacharound and gives a stupendous rusty hook.

"Hey that is a real Dogus move"

by seanmadethisforfun October 16, 2019

dorkus

OnE cOoL dOrK..yea feel me..??

RiCcAH nd ViViaN are DorKuS..

by Vivian February 17, 2003

dirguson

To play mind games with someone.

Before the match started, he accused them of fielding 14 players, whilst refusing to count them. He was just having a dirguson.

by listypoos November 9, 2004

Dorkus Pants

A guy who doesn't know a super ridiculously awesome girl when he comes across her.

I can't believe that dorkus pants tried to get his cock out on the internet again.

by Tripleswirl May 24, 2010

dornus

(n) a dork

Wow, that kid is such a dornus.

by sooooooright February 25, 2011