Vegan Doof

A doof is a Punch. But a Vegan Doof is when they have a carrot in there hand and they punch you. You take a hand with a carrot to the face.

I have just been vegan doofed by a vegan.

by Sonny Dickson December 26, 2017

Doof Dog

A person who is oblivious to their surroundings, typically caused by stupidity over malice.

“Look at that Doof Dog holding up the entire intersection”

by doofdog July 18, 2020

doof blast

a violent strike to another person who is acting foolish

tay'queese: hey rufus, guess what?

rufus: what ho?

tay'queese: i was at Fooquan's party last night and he wasn't actin' right so i gave him the ol' doof blast.

rufus: how hard ho?

tay'queese: so hard that his socks liquefied

by ralph cucumber August 17, 2008

Doof Stick

A tall stick, thick enough for attachments of one's choice, used as an identifier to find friends, of artistic or self-expression, to steer the ship or to be used as a staff (like Gandalf).

Jack had lost all of his friends at the festival when he got a bit too cooked. Luckily he was able to find them again when he spotted his mate's doof stick front left of the stage

by Hamantha Salad December 15, 2017

doof doof

Describes any noun that is out of place or messy. Usually the appearance of just out of bed or out of the shower

Abby doesn't want to be looked at when she has doof doof hair, but she's still as hearts as ever.

by Jonathan "nana" Yee June 21, 2007

noil doof

slang for food lion.

We need to go grocery shopping. Lets go to noil doof.

by billymagnum June 17, 2008

doof blast

a violent strike to another person who is acting foolish

tay'queese: hey rufus, guess what?

rufus: what ho?

tay'queese: i was at Fooquan's party last night and he wasn't actin' right so i gave him the ol' doof blast.

rufus: how hard ho?

tay'queese: so hard that his socks liquefied

by ralph cucumber August 17, 2008