come dodger

term used for when a girl gives you head (blow job) but refuses to swallow your man-fat. where the antonym would be a 'come guzzler' (girl who loves drinking down your spunk).

mike: bro, last night stephanie gave me a blow job but she wouldn't swallow my wad
steve: shit dude, your girl is a come dodger!
mike: yeah, guess i need to find myself a come guzzler like yours!

by hugh garse July 10, 2006

Dodgers

A major league baseball team that plays in the National League West division. Their stadium is in Los Angeles, CA. An old and storied franchise, which has won 6 world series to date. They currently have two of the studliest players in baseball: Matt Kemp, who has the largest contract of any NL player as of 2012 at 160 million dollars and Clayton Kershaw, the 2011 Cy Young, Gold Glove, and Triple Crown winner.

Person 1: My goodness Matt Kemp is a beast!
Person 2: So glad I'm a Dodgers Fan!

by Dodgerfan27 March 22, 2012

artful dodger

someone who makes it sound as if they want to get involved in doin something but wen it comes down to it dey alwayz find some way ta bail out of it; or someone who always seems to have "something else" to do, no matter wat time of day or nite it iz; or someone who can get out of ANYTHING ta save their own ass

Sid: Oh yea dude! that party soundz hella tyte
Nate: aight dude, lets hit it up, ill come get u in 10
Sid: aww dude, i cant... i got hella shit ta do ryte now
(sid is one muthafuckin artful dodger)

by bassjo007 December 15, 2008

Cunt Dodger

is a male celebrity who is a closeted homosexual who avoids any sexual contact with a female

Remember when Clay Aiken was a Cunt Dodger

by GeniusQBN June 20, 2011

Dodgertown

the former spring training home of the Dodgers (MLB) in Florida until they moved to Glendale, Arizona

The dodgers used to play at Dodgertown every spring.

by lukejg December 15, 2011

Schlong Dodger

a person who purposely avoids the penis

ie- A lesbian

Two guys approach two girls at a bar their flirting attempts have no impact.
Male 1- I think these girls could be Schlong Dodgers
Male 2- I agree

You are walking down the street and see two butch women holding hands "Schlong Dodgers"

by Akyaky January 8, 2012

Coffin Dodger

Anyone over the age of 65 who is always moaning, always in the way and should be dead!

There was a queue of coffin dodgers outside the post office on tuesday morning.

by Mattuuu April 16, 2006