Combination of the word 'distracting' and 'procrastinator' - Someone who's pulling you down from whatever task is at hand by distracting you with their non-work-related antics.
Coworker: (doing work) Cut it out Janice, you're such a distractinator!
Janice: (throws paper airplane at coworker) Heads up, man- again! Hahaha!
Janice: (throws paper airplane at coworker) Heads up, man- again! Hahaha!
by opticalmask April 10, 2010
Get the Distractinator mug.A tweet that you post that says you are doing one thing but really are doing something else to distract people you don't want to hang out with.
Nick: I hope Jesse isn't coming tonight? I know he hangs out with you a lot.
Angie: No, I posted a distraction tweet that said I was at the movies.
Matt:Bob keeps calling me to come to the party tonight
Alex:Dude, he's not invited
Matt: Okay, I'll post a distraction tweet that says I broke my leg and can't go out.
Angie: No, I posted a distraction tweet that said I was at the movies.
Matt:Bob keeps calling me to come to the party tonight
Alex:Dude, he's not invited
Matt: Okay, I'll post a distraction tweet that says I broke my leg and can't go out.
by astrodude February 21, 2010
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by Vince February 7, 2005
Get the Disruption mug.Distraction Apple Bum: OMFG, he's going to use that distraction apple!
Bum: *Bum runs up and steals apple after it hits the floor, then eats it.*
Bum: *Bum runs up and steals apple after it hits the floor, then eats it.*
by IIMikII January 8, 2011
Get the Distraction Apple Bum mug.An object that is not really there that you want your freinds(OR FOE) to look at.
Could range to you wanting them to look away so you can do something that you dont want them to see. also you could be trying to Ditch them.
Replaces lame ditching tehniques like ."hey look a dead bird(while pointing up).
Could range to you wanting them to look away so you can do something that you dont want them to see. also you could be trying to Ditch them.
Replaces lame ditching tehniques like ."hey look a dead bird(while pointing up).
Lenny: Hey look, an Obvious Distraction!
Random Guy: OMG, were!!!??!. (looks)
Lenny: Swipes Random Guys lunch and runs.
Random Guy: OMG, were!!!??!. (looks)
Lenny: Swipes Random Guys lunch and runs.
by Pimpmaster General. March 1, 2010
Get the Obvious Distraction mug.What the right wing media does with their left hand, so that you don't notice them reducing your wages, benefits, retirement and rights to privacy, organization and human treatment by your employer and government with the other hand. Seeright wing paranoid wackosouthern redneck
They're going to take your guns!!!!! What do you mean they gave the corporations individual rights without having to pay individual income tax?
Watch my left hand, pay no attention to the oil company (distraction) behind the screen.
Watch my left hand, pay no attention to the oil company (distraction) behind the screen.
by Duke Mt. one January 19, 2011
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