distortohead

A somewhat childlike sounding description of a person’s compromised mental state when they are clearly distorting things.

Well there’s no doubt, Dad, that you were suffering with a severe case of distortohead when you took us on that trip to the edge of Kilauea back in September of 2021!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2023

blond distortion

An experiance by a hetero man when he sees a girl with long blond hair. The girl may or may not be fugly but he will but unsure for sometime.

She is really a brute, when I banged here I was under blong distortion.

by Maximus August 6, 2003

Discordian

A member of the discord society

Welcome to the discord! Please read the rules and remember to be a proper discordian!

by Mokovi December 31, 2020

Team Disturbia

The greatest team ever. An amazing group that does good and has fun.

also know as "team kick a**"

Wow that Team Disturbia is the best!

by too sweet c sweet. February 15, 2009

Distort Entetainment

A amazing Record label with the best bands in the world

Hey distort entertainment kicks ass eh!

by mitchell January 26, 2005

Dictorial

When a person is not in charge, but acts like they are.

Gary sure was acting dictorial today. Does he think he's running this place?

by Popo4242 December 21, 2018

discordian

One who has sexual intercourse with baked goods

Based on the way he fucks that pie , I would say he is a discordian.

by Phstnr December 3, 2015