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Discount Double Check

To Perform Aaron Rodgers's touchdown move while saying discount double check. Derives from the State Farm add that uses Aaron Rodgers Move.
Packers Fan: Hey you

Bears Fan: What?

Packers Fan: DISCOUNT DOUBLE CHECK!

Bears Fan: F**ker
by Mr VGA January 8, 2012
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The Employee Discount

A sexual maneuver in which a person takes his/her sexual partner to his/her place of employment, fucks him/her vigorously, then takes $50 from the cash register and leaves.
"My girlfriend and I did The Employee Discount last night! We almost got caught, but now I have 50 bucks!"
by Walkwin December 19, 2008
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Employee Discount

1. (noun) A discount on a purchase given typically to a very attractive person even when they don't work there.

2. (noun) A discount given to employees just to keep the money there and not have it go to competitors.
1. Cashier: "What do you think? 15% or 20%?"
Friend: "I'd say 20%."

2. Cashier: "You work over there and you're not using your employee discount from them?"
-Competition worker: "No, even with the discount it's still cheaper here."
by Sid Barrett October 17, 2008
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Discount Nigger

When a black athlete gets in trouble and then gets hired back by the NFL at a reduced rate, due to his felony convictions.
I know Michael Vick is a good athlete, but we can hire that discount nigger for a lot less now since he has felony convictions.
by nothardatwork August 14, 2009
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Deptford discount

A Deptford discount is the acquisition for free of something that should cost money. It was originally made popular by the residents of the London suburb of Deptford.
Dave: Ey, Kev, what're you doin, the till's over there?
Kev(cramming pockets with postcards and other stuff): Shut up! They might notice! Anyway, I think it's free. so that means it is!
by Markymarkymark May 1, 2005
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dirty donnie discount

when you go into a retail store and pester the management till they knock the price down over 80%.
"I wanna speak to your manager, i'm looking to get the dirty donnie discount"!
by Spiderdude30 December 1, 2011
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Discocunt

A full bush with glitter. Extremely popular in the 1970s.
Sam: My wife caught me cheating this weekend. There was still glitter on my face after eating out my tinder date's discocunt.
Jake: Ah, she did the ol' discocunt double check.
by Jsmelks January 10, 2019
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