Diched

A misspelling of the word Dickhead used by dickheads in a misguided attempt to sound cool.

Andrew: I may be a dickhead but at least I'm not a diched

by DefinedbyCK July 28, 2018

queef disbelief

This phenomenon occurs when a female queefs so loud during sex or masturbation that everyone involved just gives up on whatever they're doing to stare in awe at the vibrating beef flaps.

We all stopped in queef disbelief and stared at Brianna after she let one rip.

by mandingo_smash July 22, 2014

diphenhydramine

Active ingredient found in Benadryl and over the counter sleep aids such as Nytol or Unisom. Can be used recreationally if taken in doses exponentially higher than recommended. When abused, people take up to 30+ the recommended dose. When taken in high doses symptoms include auditory, tactile, and visual hallucinations, tachychardia (increased heart rate), dry mouth, ringing in ears, impaired motor control, increased or difficulty urinating, constipation or diarrhea, rapid respiration, extreme drowsiness, impaired memory, upset stomach, possible anxiety, burning and redness in eyes, impaired concentration, dilated puils and general dreamlike feeling. Not recommended to be used in combination with alcohol or depressants as symptoms are intensified and overdose is a risk. Really not very good for you and the high isn't that fun but you'll probably take it anyway.

She sat in her room all night and ate a pack of Benadryl so she could get high on the diphenhydramine.

by littlerudegirl December 10, 2006

diphenhydramine

1. active chemical in benadryl
2. used for getting fucked up on

How much diphenhydramine did you take?
Enough to make me hallucinate!!

by AmzngBac September 7, 2005

Diche

A descriptive and exclamatory adjecive used to describe any person, situation, or thing which is by nature either exceedingly baller or unparalleled in clout.
Anything that is "diche" is characteristically massive in quantity, superior in quality, and masterful in delivery. On a scale from one to ten, "diche" actually converts from numbers to the letters O.G.

Dead Guy at the Perly Gates: "After I found the briefcase of money, just before my lawyer called me to tell me I won both my marital AND corporate lawsuits, I got run over by a city bus."

God: "God! that's so un-dicheful. Let him in."

OR (as an exclamatory adjective)

Dude#1: "Not only did I escape away with the drugs, but the cop cars behind me crashed into each other and the piglets inside were sent flying through their windshields!"
Dude#2: "Diche!!"

by HeroicFlow January 30, 2008

disbelief

That feeling you get when you cannot belief dis.

Tony was in such disbelief over how Sara could not believe dis.

by stormakt June 13, 2015

washin dishes

vb: A term used in reference to a man acting in the same fashion that a woman would, as opposed to choppin wood. More often used when the recipient is fucking up terribly.

Yo nig, you got some crack crumbs in yo beard and is scarin all the ladies away!! Da fuck, you washin dishes or are you choppin wood?!!

by carpet cancer September 29, 2007