Distracted Drift

"Distracted Drift"

When driving you notice erratic driving such as slowing /speeding patterns, drifting into your lane, and so on as a result of using their mobile for texting/posting/browsing.

"Man, I was on my way into work this morning and was almost taken out by the peckerhead doing the 'distracted drift.' I expected it ot be a kid but it looked like a soccer mom on Facebook."

by Renees Bill July 23, 2013

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Disgraceland

"Welcome to Disgraceland" is a song performed by Aussie drag superstar Courtney Act. Disgraceland is a weekly event held by Sydney's most popular gay club "Nevermind" in which flawless party-goers get reckless to the point of forgetting their address. Disgraceland is the ultimate definition of an amazing night out.

"We get loose tonight
We get reckless
So Flawless
I'm a Damsel in distress
I'm a hot mess
Forgot my address
Welcome to Disgraceland"

Girl 1. "Ooh girl, I'm going to paint the town red tonight!"
Girl 2. "Why? Are you going to Disgraceland?"

by LucyDiamandis97 December 16, 2013

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Distracted Ferret

An extremely scatter brained or easily distracted person; someone who is nearly incapable of focusing on any one thing for an extended duration or several things for longer than half a millisecond.

Dude, I'm so slammed at work, I'm going seriously distracted ferret right now!

by Distracted Ferret March 21, 2017

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