Person who is unable to grasp the concept of time and usually shows up late to everything. This person also seems to excell in Photoshop. But beware, if you are trying to pay attention to anything whilst this "Distraction Jackson" is around be prepared to be thoroughly annoyed. Also enjoys long cobs of corn.
by windadam April 17, 2009
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When a girl has a guy friend who falls into any of these categories:
- The guy she is casually banging on the rebound
- The "best friend" she keeps on speed dial for emergency arm candy
- The Friend-zoned zombie she lets take her to comic-con, baby showers or DNC rallys
.. whom she she has absolutely, positively no desire to date, marry or much less bare the child of in ANY CONTEXT WHATSOEVER
- The guy she is casually banging on the rebound
- The "best friend" she keeps on speed dial for emergency arm candy
- The Friend-zoned zombie she lets take her to comic-con, baby showers or DNC rallys
.. whom she she has absolutely, positively no desire to date, marry or much less bare the child of in ANY CONTEXT WHATSOEVER
Marsha: You and Chad are always together! Are you a thing yet?
Jessica: OMG no.. he's just my erectile distraction for this month.
Marsha: HA!! I should have known.. you'd never date a guy who drives a volvo..
Jessica: OMG no.. he's just my erectile distraction for this month.
Marsha: HA!! I should have known.. you'd never date a guy who drives a volvo..
by TerryCowboy December 26, 2018
Get the erectile distraction mug.The modern-day version of the "ladies and children not admitted" pre-performance advisory-message used by The King and The Duke to lure a larger audience to come and see their pathetically-mediocre shenanigans.
Nobody will ever admit it officially/publicly, of course, but everyone secretly knows that posting da "Viewer discretion is advised" cliché actually has da exact opposite effect for most people --- it makes them all da miore fired up to watch said media! And then of course after it's all over, like as not da viewers bewilderedly glance at each other and say, "That's ALL?! They considered THAT to be too "mature" for younger folks?!?? Why, that wasn't even as bad as da stuff they show middle-school kind in da couyrse of their lessons on history, social studies, science, chemistry, and stuff! Zheeeeesh.... da producers musta given it that rating just to lure people to watch their insipid mundane crap!"
by QuacksO November 19, 2018
Get the Viewer discretion is advised mug.A tweet that you post that says you are doing one thing but really are doing something else to distract people you don't want to hang out with.
Nick: I hope Jesse isn't coming tonight? I know he hangs out with you a lot.
Angie: No, I posted a distraction tweet that said I was at the movies.
Matt:Bob keeps calling me to come to the party tonight
Alex:Dude, he's not invited
Matt: Okay, I'll post a distraction tweet that says I broke my leg and can't go out.
Angie: No, I posted a distraction tweet that said I was at the movies.
Matt:Bob keeps calling me to come to the party tonight
Alex:Dude, he's not invited
Matt: Okay, I'll post a distraction tweet that says I broke my leg and can't go out.
by astrodude February 21, 2010
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Get the Disruption mug.Distraction Apple Bum: OMFG, he's going to use that distraction apple!
Bum: *Bum runs up and steals apple after it hits the floor, then eats it.*
Bum: *Bum runs up and steals apple after it hits the floor, then eats it.*
by IIMikII January 8, 2011
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