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Discovery Of America

Many Many years ago Noah was sailing around on his ark with all the animals. After years at sea the ark was becoming something of a tip, there was shit everywhere. So one day Noah desided to compress all the fosilised animal shit together and throw it over board. Thousands of years later Christopher Columbus was on a fishing trip and discovered it!
Christopher Columbus: WOW! Would you look at that great piece of shit. I think I will discover this and place a rare breed of people on it, loan them my language until the develop one of their own and call them Yanks. This is the discovery of America.
by Beanie Boy March 3, 2008
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Discovery Term

A place where unmotivated students and unmotivated teachers are put in a classroom for the last 2 weeks of the school.
"Last two weeks of school and I'm so bored. It must be discovery terms."
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Discovery Channelling

The process of recieving inspiration from animals while having sex. Having sex like animals usually on nature programs on the Discovery Channel. The way animals have sex (no shame) rough, animal-like, frenzied sex.

Orginated in Bloodhound Gang songs.
Man, we were really Discovery channelling last night!

Hey baby, I would like to do some Discovery channelling with you tonight.
by chachee90 December 2, 2010
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discovery friday

When you need to burn some time and you come up with random bullshit.
STANDUP:
I did discovery friday.
by Tracy-Roux December 11, 2015
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Discoverist

Someone who everyone calls stupid but acc is really smart and discovers new amazing things
'Omd I just fell openeing a door '. 'Omg ur a discoverist!'
by The discoverist July 1, 2017
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discoverist

Discoverist is someone people call stupid but really they are smart and discover new amazing words
Rosie;'Omg I just fell over opening a door'
Harry;'omg ur a discoverist'
by The discoverist July 1, 2017
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Discovery Canyon Middle School

i hate my existence at discovery canyon middle school
by Kingleeyy April 24, 2019
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