You go to a dude's house thinking you're up for a tour of duty but he drinks too much tequila and you come home with undies that look like you blew your nose in them.
Friend A. "How was your date last night
Friend B. "Dishonourable Discharge."
Friend A. "Whaaaaat?"
Friend B."Went back to his place and we were making out, I went to the bathroom and when I came back he was passed out. I went home with a panty-load of twat snot.
Friend B. "Dishonourable Discharge."
Friend A. "Whaaaaat?"
Friend B."Went back to his place and we were making out, I went to the bathroom and when I came back he was passed out. I went home with a panty-load of twat snot.
by Clitteratti July 28, 2015
The release of human excrement after reaching terminal velocity. (Literally take a fat dookie while skydiving feet first)
by Solo Dolo Cholo June 16, 2013
Basically cum from a women but without sperm,
Similarities:
ejects on arousal
White
Gooey
Contrast:
No sperm
Not the same liquid as semen
Similarities:
ejects on arousal
White
Gooey
Contrast:
No sperm
Not the same liquid as semen
BTS Stan turns on TV
BTS is in the TV
BTS Stan has a vaginal discharge
2 weeks later
BTS gets put in a padded cell set to be euthanised within a week
Fuck you :)
BTS is in the TV
BTS Stan has a vaginal discharge
2 weeks later
BTS gets put in a padded cell set to be euthanised within a week
Fuck you :)
by Luvs2spewge March 06, 2022
by whytey April 29, 2004
nasty cottage cheesy stuff that comes out of your cock a couple of days after fucking a dirty girl (Can be green, bluish or (lumpy)gravy collored)
I had sex with your mom, and I dont know if it was something in her trailor that i touched with my dick, or it was just her, but i've been shootin out a cheesy discharge for a week
by SPECIAL KID July 02, 2003
by CurvedMirror July 21, 2008
by Jason Blick December 14, 2003