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1. Someone who has absolutely no concept of time, and is always so so incredibly late.

2. A person who constantly makes other people wait on them, for hours, and on some severe occasions days.

- When it comes to the timeline of days rather than hours, that would be referred to as a “Ash Dinger”
3. Has absolutely zero self awareness as to how one’s actions directly impacts other around them.
My friend John asked me to pick him up tomorrow at 1 PM, but everyone knows he is a real dinger and is always making people wait on him for a ridiculous amount of time so I am not going to show up until 2 PM.
Dinger by ShadowManScoobs June 14, 2023
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The guy from the meth show that make the black chicken man go boom boom
Alex you are in need of serious dinger
I love my dinger
Dinger by Dingerfinger October 8, 2023
Human fingers which, through either hard work or other intensive manual labour, have devolved to look like human dicks.
"Hey Joao, can you open up my Fanta? Shit I forgot... your dingers are too rough."
dinger by Sam_Joanneski November 29, 2023
formally known as "The Hammer" now know as a "Dinger"
Mechanic - "Hey shop rat pass me a dinger"
Shop rat - "What's a dinger?"
Mechanic - "Idiot"
Dinger by "The Mechanic" February 12, 2024
Uk slang for a shit car (usually your first car) that barley works and probably commits silly crimes in like throwing eggs and selling weed. (Or your car is just wank).
"Bruv that silver car is a dinger".
"I can't wait to razz this shit dinger whip".
"What do you know about dingers".
Dinger by Aj Wall February 28, 2024
Another term for being a melt
You are such a Dinger”
Dinger by Dinger157 February 21, 2025