Dinger Danger

To smack a rubix cube on your forehead.

While massaging your mayo containers.

OMG Dinger Danger!

by Triple A men June 11, 2018

dinger eggs

Dinger eggs is when you poach eggs (preferred no# 3) insiside a condom.

Dinger Eggs
Method
1 Boil a pot of water
2 Open a condom
3 Lube the dinger (condom)up with olive oil
4 crack the eggs and fill the dinger - expel all air.
5 Boil for3 mins
6 Serve on toast with an open banana

by bobbybvb December 22, 2009

Dinger Dodging

When one goes onto chatroulette or omegle, etc. and attempts to avoid penises, sadly to no avail.

Dude, I went onto Omegle last night and holy fuck, I had to do some serious dinger dodging to avoid the guys jerking off.

by IAmHeAsYouAreMeAndWeAreWe June 2, 2013

pilsbury dinger

The act of defecating on another persons chest in front of an audience. This usually happens during sex.

Last night's party was kind of dull until Evan gave Julianne a pilsbury dinger.

by gongoragonefishing September 9, 2009

dinger time

Time to do dingers (cocaine)
also called DT to be secretive

guy one: "DT?"
guy two: "bedroom?"
guy one: "ight"
guy three: "wtf?"
guy one: "dinger time"

by Jnyrocks March 5, 2008

Dome Dinger

Massive Headache

Man I Have A Real Dome Dinger

by DuKnAsTy August 7, 2010

Cod Dinger

- a very large person, place or thing.

1) That snake was a Cod Dinger!

2) Did you see the size of that Cod Dinger?

by J-Henny8003 March 31, 2015