Dangling Feelers

When a pair of balls that are dangled above the face of someone else so that they may feel the danglers, physically & emotionally.

Dangling Feelers can become addictive over time. Increased exposure can make you a Dangling Feeler fiend.

"Rob's dangling feelers went up my nostrils last night!"
"I sure do love me some dangling feelers!"
"Man, when I gave Sam those dangling feelers, she felt my danglers!"

by TAJIZZLE March 15, 2021

Sun Dialing

To use shadows cast on buildings outside your office window to calculate when it’s time to put money in your meter.

“When that shadow crosses that window, through sun dialing, I'll know that I gotta go feed the meter.”

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

fuck dialing

Making unintended phone calls while fucking. Generally caused when someone leaves a cell phone on the bed, causing random buttons to be pressed during sex.

Similar to ass dial.

After fuck dialing girlfriends other boyfriend last night at 2am, he got a little pissed.

by busted! October 23, 2008

Dingalong

Another noun for dingbat or sometimes even bitch or asshole. It is a nice way of saying those other nouns. You could say it in class and not get into trouble for it.

OMG, YOU ARE SUCH A DINGALONG !!!!!

by Don'tAskMeWhat August 17, 2016

drama dialing

Just like an alcoholic is prone to drunk dialing, a dramaholic has the habit of doing a lot of drama dialing. The act of chain calling a number of people to repeat in detail the same random act of drama that, after the third call, loses its initial urgency. Typical behavior of the resident drama queen, drama dialing takes drama to the next level.

Sheesh, I am so over all of Tiff's drama dialing about her saga last night.

by Wild Danimal June 28, 2007

Drunk Dialing

Calling someone on the phone, while intoxicated, to tell them
1--what you really think.
2--something they should really know
3--Confess to something you did to them

While Drunk Dialing my ex-mother-in-law, I explained to her exactly what was wrong with her son, including his sexual habits.

by cowsarecool July 24, 2009

dialing the pink telephone

female masturbation

my wife was always dialing the pink telephone, citing my shortcomings

by bungcork June 15, 2009