butt diddler

Someone who likes to put their finger in their or anothers anus and enjoys it.

He's a butt diddler because he enjoyed doing that to you.

by Emdawg777 July 12, 2011

Diddled

To be tricked, decieved or outdone. To be imbibed with false accountancies of produce.

Person 1: Hey guys i just got a Mars bar for 70p from the shop.

Person 2: They're 40p next door man.

Person 1: Really?

Person 3: It seems that you've been diddled my friend

by SummerOnions March 27, 2009

Diddled

The act of inappropriately touching a person under the legal age of sexual activities. Usually performed by Fry Shapland and Jay Inglis. Can be done in any occasion and can also be related to Paedophilia

Jay: "Holy shit did you hear about fry?"
Kaycee: "No, Jay you handsome fellow to tell?"
Jay: "Apparently he diddled the hell into an entire Orphanage"

by Not Big Jay February 20, 2011

poo diddler

one who diddles poo; the art/andor/act of diddling ones poo

Sam! You poo diddler!

by LA.J December 16, 2008

diddler

One who thinks sexually unlawful things about children. Derived from "kiddy diddler". One doesn't actually have to touch a child to be a diddler. Anyone who promotes, is involved in, or looks at child pornography, can be considered a diddler. Goof-diddler is a stronger variation of diddler. it suggests that the person being called it (a diddler of high recogizance) went to prison for diddling. Fuckin' diddlers. Diddlers make you feel guilty for having a girlfriend younger than you because of the unsettleness in society, having heard too many stories of diddlers being put behind bars.

These fuckin' goof-diddlers are giving our city such a bad name. The diddler vibes pulsating from them are so strong, I feel felonious taking my girlfriend, who is 3 years younger than me, out in public, as I, myself, feel the adamant eyes of fellow citizens around me indubitably convicting me of the loathesome act that is goof-diddlitry.

by Chance January 19, 2005

Don’t Diddle December

For when you failed no nut November

John: I failed NNN so now I’m doing Don’t Diddle December

by Watson my dear December 2, 2019

diddle

1. To touch or caress the genitals in some way.

2. Female masturbation.

3. To cheat or swindle.

4. To ram a bottle up your own, or someone else's arse.

1. I diddled my cat yesterday.

2. I caught her diddling in the broom cupboard!

3. He diddled me out of that job.

4. www.diddlers.info

As you can see, confsuing the various meanings of the word will result in a big mess...

by Jimmay July 30, 2004