Dicks in my hand

An unfortunate circumstance. When something just isn't going your way.

Jeff: Oh man. Dicks in my hand. This traffic is ridiculous.
Jordan: I've never had so many dicks in my hand right now. This test is awful.

by BTaylor4 June 15, 2013

dicks on a plate

any variation of a sausage dish

Mom: Honey, breakfast is ready

Son: What is it, mom?

Mom: Scrambled eggs and sausages

Son: AKA dicks on a plate, huh?

Mom: You watch your tone mister

by IheartSausages February 5, 2010

dicks in blankets

Like pigs but with dicks. Very popular party food. At certain parties.

dicks in blankets, dick, pigs, blankets, party, party food

by crossfire_1 December 2, 2013

Dicks out for herambe

We remember him in this way

#Dicks out for herambe

by The mom that was stupid # October 2, 2016

Dicks-lexic

The misinterpretation of the size of a man's member in an image sent via text message or email, with the misinterpretation being that the member is thought to be smaller or larger than the actual size of the organ.

Dude, I got Dicks-lexic when he sent me that dick pic, it's smaller than it looks.

by Angel_in_AZ May 7, 2017

dicks cunt

Dicks cunt is another way of saying "suck shit" or "sucks to be you"

Guy 1: girlfriend ate the last of the chicken.

Guy 2: hahah dicks cunt

by Itzboobabeey August 23, 2017

dicks out honest

super honest. no lies involved. you cant be dishonest if your dick is out. its just not something that can happen.

if im being dicks out honest over here, i hate your new boyfriend.

by dynamix18 November 4, 2019