dickomiter

A scale that doctors use when measuring the size of a mans dick. Except they compare it to animals.

Did you hear Jeffs dickomiter readings say hes an elephant dick

by Mr.Fries August 15, 2016

Dicklace

A necklace in the shape of a dick

My girl got pissed off i bought a dicklace for her. Kanye west will one day be wearing a dicklace on stage.

by Portuguese jenkins November 19, 2017

DICKometer

A device that is attachable to vaginas, and measure the amount of dick that the vagina gets. The measurement is in d/m (Dicks per minute). It is a very useful device and can be used for many purposes such as:
a. It helps keep track of how big a slut you truly are
b. Gurls can have dick offs/competition where there will be an objective judge
c. Proving your fat friend Janet, who claims she gets loads of D, is a fucking virgin

Just attached a DICKometer to my pussy, gotta get fuckin

by Aguerokingdom76 July 14, 2018

Dickolarge

When a baby is born with a dick larger than normal.

Doc: Holy shit! I was about to cut this baby's dick. I thought it was the cord.
Doc again: Ma'am, your baby has been diagnosed with Dickolarge

by I am the Doc September 27, 2018

Dickinated

Set a ticking time bomb to your cheating mans dick.

She set a ticking time bomb to her cheating mans dick as he was tied up, she then proceeded to wait until it exploded. This is called dickinated

by ttkins_24 June 22, 2019

dickmate

Similar to checkmate when you invite a girl home, lock the door and hide the key in your underwear.

- Why do you lock the door, Peter?

- Dickmate. You have no moves until we do the job here.

by kuro ma'duro April 22, 2021

dickeaters

rv coaching staff

the rv coaching staff is full of dickeaters, especially the short mf

by bullshit.. August 24, 2021