dickens

abbreviation of "time-in-the-past-when-I-was-kicked-directly-in-the-dick-and-balls"; first shortened to "dick-and-balls" and then to "dick-ands," and finally to "dickens"

"That hurt like the dickens!"

by MrTheDickens December 5, 2012

Avatar: the Last Dickbender

When you are having intercourse with a cancer patient and you place your penis across the middle of their bald scalp, from behind, and the cancer parient takes a selfie.

I saw that girl’s Snapchat story and she looked like Avatar: the Last Dickbender.

by Docta Soose April 11, 2019

Dickburns

The hair that grows along the sides of your cock shaft if you don't trim down the bush.

We were watching 70's porn last night. You should have seen the dickburns on Ron Jeremy!

by Cocksman 78 February 27, 2009

dickblaster

UR MOM

Having syphalis is really a dickblaster.

by matrixx1 May 29, 2010

dickfensive

The trait of being extraordinarily defensive about one's male heterosexuality.

Jerry: Dude, quit clowning. What are you, gay?
Gary: What the fuck! Why the fuck would you ask that?
Jerry: Dude, I'm just kidding. Don't be so dickfensive.

by Thick Juicy Dick May 26, 2008

Dickmanship

How well a man can use his dick for pleasure.

1: Last night, she just was not into fucking at all, man. She just wanted me to eat her pussy all night!

2: Dude, you need to work on your Dickmanship, pronto!

1: For the, what the fuck?

2: You know, work on your moves, get some technique down with your pole...

by krho November 3, 2009

dickbear

a person who made a fail or stupid move or idea and went a head with it

Hey we should stop hitler! (dickbear move)
man...matts a major dickbear for hitting on her

by screamingremi,I_boof_Cod January 4, 2011