Dick in the dirt

When one is too high to function normally for a couple of hours.

Guy 1: "That Medicali medical bong really puts your dick in the dirt."

by GripposRus November 23, 2010

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Dick in mouth

"Dick In Mouth" or "D.I.M" is an acronym for someone(usually a guy) whos is basically an idiot, acts like a retard or is simply a dumb fuck and would look better with the "dick in the their mouth"

"Hey dick in mouth , what the fuck are you doing over there? You gonna get that done or pound salt up your ass?!"

by Optimus Doozer October 20, 2006

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Dick in a Box

The best Halloween costume ever. Guy, in a box, acting like a dick.

Guy: What tha hell are you supposed 2B?
Girl: I'm an angel.
Guy: You have to be the ugliest angel i've ever seen.
Girl: Oh, yah well what are you?
Guy: Can't you tell, i'm a Dick in a Box!

by VirginxOuija October 23, 2009

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The phrase "dick in the face" can be used to describe any back-handed, slap in the face, outrageous action by an individual, organization, or God. An act that is like a "dick in the face" is usually unexpected, unwarranted, and seriously unpleasant like being suddenly slapped by a dick. The term was invented when a Boston University History major tried to say "what a dickwad" and "what a slap in the face" at the same time.

P1: Joe promised Lauren that if she agreed to the divorce, she could keep the dog, but after she signed the preliminary papers, he took her to court to get the dog.
P2: Jesus, what a dick in the face!

P1: I saw a guy drop a twenty so I ran after him to give it back. He accused me of pick pocketing and told a cop I stole it!
P2: Did you get in trouble?
P1: No, the cop saw the whole thing but still, what a real dick in the face!

by AnnAldis December 14, 2012

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