Dicklash

Neck strain that occurs after performing oral sex on a man. Usually experienced by persons over the age of 40.

Waking up with dicklash really makes me reevaluate my nighttime activities.

by Lotsamama January 5, 2022

dicklass

An annoying young boy who’s real name is nick but it rhymes with dick

Dicklass is so annoying

by Savsuperswag February 13, 2022

DeCola

If you find a DeCola, don't let go. DeColas are amazing friends with big brains, huge sense of humor, but not a lot of height. DeColas tend to love icecream sandwiches (use this knowledge to get on their good side).

Woah! I think that's _____ DeCola!! She's so awesome!

by Giraffe&FlamingoForEver April 27, 2022

Dicklash

When you go from flaccid to erect extremely quickly resulting in a sharp pain in the penis.

Dude I got turned on so quickly I got dicklash.

by Shermanator887 May 18, 2022

Dicklash

Accidentally clicking on a news report notification of a real-life tragedy shortly after busting a nut.

“Wow, I came for post-nut clarity but I left with dicklash. I just had to click on that Ukraine War article.”

by Kodmiinc July 7, 2022

dicklapse

when a chick in recovery relapses emotionally because she got into a relationship too earlier.

Brenda was acting all weird at this AA meeting. I heard she had dicklapse with gary.

by GucciBandanaCallMeTonyMontana October 10, 2022

Dicklayed

To be delayed thanks to sex.

Sorry I’m late to grandma’s funeral, I was dicklayed by my boyfriend.

by Snot11 April 15, 2023