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Deadly Whisper

1. A fart that sounds like a whisper, where in fact, it is a deadly release of methane from the deliverer's ass. Perfect for parties, movies, and first dates!
Jane Smith dropped a deadly whisper in the movie theater and was arrested and charge with 387 counts of murder.
by Its George Yeah August 3, 2007
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7 Deadly Sins

Pride, Envy, Gluttony, Lust, Anger, Greed and Sloth.

Pride is the deadliest of all sins and from which all the others originate!

If you don't respect these sins you will kill yourself and others around you spiritually, mentally and emotionally. So they must be respected!

They run in contrast to the 7 Heavenly Virtues.
One of the 7 Deadly Sins, Lust, not respected creates sexual exploitation of women and children which damages and destroys their lives.
by theoverman February 23, 2011
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The 7 Deadly Sins

Pride, envy, anger, sloth, greed, gluttony, and lust. Seven acts of human nature. That fact supports the philosophically acceptable belief that said sins only become sin when largely overindulged in. Extreme overindulgence of which are the results of stupidity and can in fact lead to death.
Devotee: So you mean Father that I can do all those things as long as I think and use my head?

Oh So Holy One: Yes son, just be sure and wash your hair afterwards.
by Reverend Chaos September 3, 2003
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Deadly

A word very commonly used by the irish to describe something beyond great.
Jamo's gaff is fuckin' deadly.
by Wezz November 17, 2004
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Seven Deadly Sins

Greed - It's not how much you have but how much you want - the less you want the richer you are.

Pride - Don't ride on your pride.

Envy - People go green with envy because they think the grass is greener on the other side.

Gluttony - It's always better not to have a completely full stomach.

Lust - Sex is life and life is sex but it's not everything.

Sloth - Do exercise to exorcise the evil in you.

Wrath - Why do I annoy you? It's in order for you to have something to remember me by.
by robertddangoor November 18, 2016
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Deadly Mistake

A mistake made which results in something potentially dying. It's a pretty gosh darned awful mistake if that something turns out to be you. There are two deadly mistakes which are incredibly common;

1) A woman, in the midst of her mental cycle is being somewhat emotionally unstable, and a man utters these words....."what's your problem?!" DEADLY MISTAKE!!! The obvious answer to the question will be that HE is the problem, and if he escapes with his life, all happiness will most certainly be killed for him for the next 3-5 days.

2) When getting down to some serious foreplay, the woman turns to the man and utters these words..."do I look fat?" DEADLY MISTAKE!!! There is no "safe" way for a man to answer that question! If he looks, he's judging- if he doesn't look, he's not taking the question seriously- if he says yes, she cries- if he says no, she says he's lying.... Apart from that question being the one that probably makes men want to strangle women, asking it will kill desire stone cold fucking dead. Not to mention that a "yes" response might result in someone finding the guy the next morning with his head torn off.
"She was just nagging and whining and bitching, so I asked her what her problem was!"

"Ahh, that explains the bruises. Deadly mistake, mate."

"She asked me if she looked fat, right when I was about to take her from behind!"

"Gaaah! Deadly mistake! I bet that killed it!"

"Too fucking right, I was too stressed even to wank, and she just led there muttering and texting about what a cold hearted tosser I am"
by MagickDio April 1, 2010
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Deadly Silence

When im ing or texting and one person toalty stops talking making it very awkward
Fred-yo did u get the time fore sallys party to night?
John-no we were in the middle of the canversation and she gave me the deadly silence
Fred-Damn that sucks
by VMIman January 29, 2009
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