Delusion

OHOHOH! WE HIT A CORD WITH THAT ONE!

Hym "Nonono. Not a delusion! Perfectly linear reasoning! If (according to Jordan Peterson) EVERYONE would have been a Nazi... And I... Am doing THE OPPOSITE... Of what EVERYONE else is doing... Then... I would be the Not-Nazi. The Notzi (if you will). I would be that. I'm the Schindler. I mean, do you seriously believe for a single second that I would not keep Sarah Silverman locked in my house for years? Come on. We know me better than that."

by Hym Iam May 25, 2024

The targeted harassment that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia is real

I know! I've been talking about it for years.

Hym "The targeted harassment that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia is real. Calling it out the way I did likely has something to do with the drop in the shootings. You might not like it but we all know from experience that once they start doing the weaponized schizophrenia not only do they not have to recognize your rights but also they won't stop until you murder some kids."

by Hym Iam November 19, 2025

Obstacle delusion

Tripping over nothing

I had an obstacle delusion right before I fell.

by Evinrood June 15, 2021

Sophisticated Brit Delusion

When a non-British person deludes himself/herself and thinks that all British people are nice and sophisticated which is really not true most of the time. There's rude and uncultured people everywhere, no matter what nationality you are.

American: Sometimes the people over here in the U.S. are so rude. I just wonder what it's like living in the U.K. where people are a lot nicer.

British person: Oh Hell no! I'm British and most of us here aren't bloody nice! You must be suffering from a case of sophisticated Brit delusion.

by CelticEagle February 13, 2019

Delusion

Yankees twitter

“Yankees twitter thinks that they can give up Spencer jones for Tarik Skubal, talk about delusion”

by Tmill62493 November 21, 2025

Managerial delusion

When a sales manager sees things from his or her own point of view and thinks that is the norm.

Just call your cc company and ask for an increase to your limit to 50k. Managerial delusion

by Rpclover May 21, 2023

Delusions of Contour

When a woman's makeup looks horrific to the general public but not to themselves.

In many instances, the amount she cakes on is in direct correlation to the degrees of her insecurity. So much so, they embody a feigned sense of confidence despite the glaring reality they look like Pennywise.

Sadly, a woman's girl friends will never be truthful to her when she exhibits clear symptoms of this condition. Since critiquing them warrants getting your car keyed, tires slashed and a minimum of 400 death threats sent the same hour, the most effective method of curing a delusional woman is either intensive psychotherapy or directions to the nearest circus.

Miriam: did you see Sara's face last night?
Bella: yeah omg! She looked AWFUL.
Miriam: right?? That girl must be suffering Delusions of Contour. Let's book a therapist for her.

by bredsheeran81 October 25, 2024