consensual defication

The act and idea of deficating (shitting or pissing) on or being deficated on willingly for sexual pleasure.

The glass bottom boat is a form of consensual defication.

by Supermanchild January 2, 2004

defecation wand

rigid stick or prod used to minimize a "lincoln log" so it will more easily depart in a toilet

shit! this lumps' more than a mouthful for baby!, i'm gonna need my defecation wand!

by michael foolsley December 10, 2009

Defication

To deficate, including all food consumed and digested. Including but not limited to: corn, beef, chips, wheat, coy cars, hamsters bones, etc.

Man thats nasty look at all that defication.

by Cusher Van Buren December 1, 2004

self defecation

Self defecation is the act of being able to make fun and/or light of yourself in an effort toward 'humanizing' yourself. Actually that is the definition of 'self deprecation' however self defecation is self deprecation BUT to the 'Nth' degree. To further explain, the antonym of being self deprecative would be 'pompous' while the antonym of being self defecative would be that of a 'complete pompous ass'.

He was trying too hard to fit in by using some self defecation humour and ended up making himself not only the butt of his own jokes, but everyone else's as well. What a complete ass, he sure went overboard.

by ORD ELLIS September 15, 2007

Defanation

Definition of a nation.

Capitalism is the defanation of America.

by Tayfletch March 25, 2013

deflating the doll

1. Verb - Gettin' hitched. Tied down. Entering a monogamous relationship.

Mike: Whats with that broad? Can't get rid of her?

Steve: Deflating the doll, yo.

Mike: My condolences.

by Terd-Ferguson June 6, 2009

dealationship

The sacred bond between a druggy and their dealer

Cassie: my dealer is so fucking hot
Charlotte: you should fuck him to spice up your dealationship

by Classie Motherfuuuu June 15, 2014