Knee Defender

A two-piece device used to prevent the airline passenger in front of you from pushing their seat back, thus giving you more leg room.

"I'm glad I brought along my Knee Defender on this flight. Much more room for me in front."

by yes juanito yes August 26, 2014

Defense Curl

When you curl into a ball to avoid horrible trauma.

Brandon used Defense Curl when Jimmy was a faygoat

by Lysithix September 19, 2009

Airdrie Defence Syndrome

A syndrome where everyone thinks someone else will deal with something. The only known cure is personal ownership of a situation.

The expression comes from the renowned poor defence of a Scottish Football team, Airdrie.

Who's actioned that report? Nobody? Don't tell me Airdrie Defence Syndrome has crept in!
Why didn't the bins get put out last night? Do we all have Airdrie Defence Syndrome?

by Big Davie 2 April 2, 2020

off ball defense

Bitch made Niggas who can’t guard you because they are ass

You play off ball defense don’t talk to me

by 2k20 March 19, 2020

defenestration

The coolest word EVER

Mom, can I defenestrate my brother?

by Daae Diva March 30, 2005

defenestrater

n. A person that likes to throw people out of windows.

Stay away from that guy, he's a fuckin' defenestrater!

by DogSlaughter December 4, 2004

Eichmann Defense

The claim that someone was "only doing their job" or "merely following orders" to excuse causing grief to someone else when they could have just as easily been helpful. Eichmann was the chief organizer of the Nazi 'final solution' to the 'Jewish question' and claimed (unsuccesfully) at his trial that he had only done what he had been ordered to do.

Car owner: I was only gone for two minutes, how could you tow my car?
Meter Maid: (smugly) I'm just doing my job.
Car Owner: Oh yes. The Eichmann Defense

Weasle line-manager: I stopped your merit award this year but I'm only following departmental guidelines.
Employee: Ah yes. The Eichmann defense.

by robbo99 June 25, 2009