Sudden Onset Defecation or S.O.d. which is difference between let’s stop at the next rest stop and PleasePullOverNow!
“Damn Ron, what took you so long?”
“Well Dave, I had an emergency Sudden Onset Defecation and barely made it to a WaWa.”
“Oh I understand that. I had a SOD last week and I’m not allowed in Walmart anymore.”
“Well Dave, I had an emergency Sudden Onset Defecation and barely made it to a WaWa.”
“Oh I understand that. I had a SOD last week and I’m not allowed in Walmart anymore.”
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Get the Sudden Onset Defecation mug.1) Combination of deflection and defecation.
2) Deflecting as much responsibility and accountability as possible to see what actually will stick.
2) Deflecting as much responsibility and accountability as possible to see what actually will stick.
My companies deflecation policies ended up with a big pile of feces on the carpet and very little sticking to the wall, metaphorically speaking.
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Get the Defeation mug.The act of slinging bullshit in a vain and stupid attempt to divert attention away from a central issue.
Since Trump supporters can't defend his corruption, racism, and stupidity with actual arguments, they often resort to deflecation.
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Get the deflecation mug.Defvacation When the only way to 'get away from it all' is to go to the smallest room in your house and spend some quality time evacuating your bowels. It is an inexpensive alternative to those costly vacations which put you in those long lines at airports, or have your bones rattled on a bumpy ride through Bora Bora. And you don't even need a passport! Enjoy the immense relief as you emerge refreshed to tackle the kids in a loving embrace once again. After you wash your hands, of course.
She escaped to her haven, the bathroom, oh, I need a defvacation I'm so stressed out by all the demands on my time and energy. Oh, where is that heavenly abode where I can defvacate in peace and contentment.
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