defeatist

A person who readily accepts or expects failure

John has a defeatist attitude. He accepts defeat instantly.

by Beast8051 June 2, 2016

Defecation of character

Defecation of character is what happens when someone shits on your name in a public forum.

You: "Oh, man! Brittany just called me a ho on Facebook because I said I liked her crush."

Your friend: "Wow, that's defecation of character."

by gingermom September 29, 2009

Defeet

In the foot fetish community, "defeet" can mean one person "defeats" another by having sexier feet.

Person 1: "Emma Stone is the best! Her feet are the highest ranked on wikifeet."

Person 2: "Nope, not anymore. She was defeeted by Margot Robbie. Margot has the best feet."

by Dicksonary Dave May 4, 2021

The Deflatulator

A term for a compulsive codependent who feels driven to break all tensions that arise by figuratively spritzing rose water into an uncomfortably rank disagreement.

She is the family’s most prized secret weapon, they call her The Deflatulator.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 24, 2019

Defecting The Children

used after one has had a skateboard, bicycle or rail smash into ones testicals, causing great amounts of pain, in some cases vomiting and even "broken balls disorder"

"Mark really Defected his children on that missed double peg"
"My brother defected the children after he tried a gardflip over a rail we spent 4 fucking hours in the hostipal"

by Torrance Dodge September 4, 2005

defecatorade

1. (n) Any beverage consumed while amidst on the toilet releasing a defecation.

2. (n) electrolyte-abundant drinks one consumes to keep hydrated while suffering from diarrhea or any other fluid-draining illness

1) "Hey broski, could ya roll me an Arnold Palmer? I'm gonna be in here for awhile and could use a refreshing defecatorade."

2) "Mom, when you stop at the store could you pick up some Mountain Berry Blast? I've got a nasty case of shiss and need some defecatorade to stay hydrated.

by TinyT37 November 4, 2012

deflatulate

When you cut a particularly horrific fart and then need to break up the stink somehow before someone enters your personal space.

I saw my colleague running about in there like a nut, fanning the air with his notebook and all; he was surely making an effort to deflatulate the room.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 11, 2019