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decimate your dick december

After the grueling 20 days of November you get to decimate your dick the whole month of December, yes, even on Christmas with the fam.
Hey man, Its decimate your dick December, c'mere big boy.
by CowlickIsPog November 4, 2022
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Decimar

The Indomitable Human spirit

One who has conquered his own mind
LaprasGX2829 is now known as Decimar
by LaprasGX2829 January 6, 2023
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Decumposition

Cum Decomposition (Decumposition) is the instance when cum is on someones dead body and uses the body as a vessel to keep surviving by taking the bodies nutrients and melanin to turn it into moisture and warmth to keep the sperm cells alive. The sperm cells will cease to live when theres nothing left from the body to take.
“I really don’t want to end up dying by decumposition”

“haha cum”
by Kit_Kat_bar June 16, 2023
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Decimillinillion

1 followed by 30,003 zeroes. Also, the smallest main number that didn't already have a definition on this site.
Friend: I bet you cannot write down a decimillinillion!
You: Of course I can't, that's literally impossible.
by justarandomguylol October 6, 2023
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Decimal Dick Syndrome

When someone's dick is so small... that it can only be measured in decimal form.
Male Doctor: "I'm sorry, Rob. But you have a case of Decimal Dick Syndrome. Highly contagious. Please stay away from me."
by Slipnslide December 28, 2023
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decimillionaire

A poor person’s definition of a rich person
Amidst the foreclosure of his home, Stan vowed that one day, he’d be a decimillionaire.
by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024
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Decimate

The problem is that he's a humorless dork.
Hym "Oh I would totally decimate the restaurant."

Chick "What you don't want to marry me?"

Hym "YOU don't want to decimate a restaurant full of people? We could set charges under the foundation... Go to the neighboring building... Hit the detonator together- It'd be like the end of Fight Club!"

Chick "What's Fight Club? (She hasn't seen Fight Club!?)"

Hym "YOU HAVEN'T SEEN FIGHT CLUB!? We need to go watch Fight Club immediately! (And that's how you get her into you apartment for a raw-doggin)"

A fucking dork "Aaakshually I'd by a fake ring because I wouldn't ever kill people! Wouldn't ever do that!"

Hym "DORK! NO MID-FIGHT CLUB SEX FOR YOU! BAD!"
by Hym Iam September 6, 2024
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