dead

something that is not happening

fuck it this scene is dead!

by Angelacia January 30, 2008

dead

used as a verb: To disassociate oneself with a person to the point that they are as if dead. This is usually done to a person whose actions are considered malicious.

"She's crazy! You already told her you didnt want to speak to her. You gotta dead her! Don't answer her phone calls and ignore any type of communication she may want to have with you."

by I.Casanova March 24, 2008

dead

when you poke something and it dont move, im pretty dam sure its dead.

oooh a bird *poke* *poke* it aint moving, oh crap its dead. ill give it to the homeless 4 dinner.

by gcghettoMADE August 25, 2003

dead

in the hood dead means to get drunk

we gon get dead tonight ya'll

by butterflypoet December 30, 2005

dead

something that forgot how to wake up

MOM: ".. oh my god, son.. the president is DEAD... he was shot by a farmer riding a camel.."
SON: ".. oh no.. What'd they do to the farmer?"
MOM: "They gave him a time-out for ten minutes and told him not to do it again"
SON: "Wow they're getting harsher on punishment these days, we should protest .. and make up some false allegations of police brutality!"
MOM: "GOOD IDEA"

by juiceshake February 28, 2005

dead

Not living.

Severely lacking living processes, such as, but not limited to, breathing, beating heart, ect.

Bill got shot in the face, and it's at that time we realized he was dead.

by Brian/Larry/Ziggy/Morpheus June 28, 2004

dead

having an appointment with Chuck Norris

"Why isn't Bob Saget hosting America's Funniest Home Videos anymore?"

"He's dead."

by Lupi August 26, 2006