Declan

Declan has half a head

Declan why are bits of Ur head missing

by Dickbumpoo July 1, 2019

Declaring Bookruptcy

"Declaring Bookruptcy" is the act of abandoning a book that one has been reading before reaching the end of the work. May be coupled with "Chapter __" to declare just how far into the work one managed to get.

"Oh man, this class has us reading "Brothers Karamazov". Have you read it?"
"Nah, I declared bookruptcy a few hundred pages in."

"Wuthering Heights was really awful, I couldn't get through it without declaring bookruptcy"
"My friend said it gets better towards the end"
"Oh, I wouldn't know, it was a chapter 3 bookruptcy"

by eternalstudent November 26, 2009

Decorative Log

Intentionally leaving a shit in the toilet for others to view and be amazed by.

Lucy left Duncan a decorative log

'Wow!' said Duncan 'What's gone into that?!'

by Barneyfowell June 14, 2016

Declan Mann

someone who thinks they're top shit by doing drugs and also someone who thinks there high on fake tabs

why are you doing a Declan Mann

by Fuck you declan November 17, 2019

Declan Mckenna

Also known as Hecklin Mckflecklin ,Deccy boi is known for owning the fastest gun in the solar system ,being a soft bean boy and a seggsy commie who sings about weather men,and a gæ icon who str8 girls thirst over.

Gawd isn't Declan McKenna hot.
I want to cry all day and Declan Mckenna is my last resort.
Declan McKenna is mine str8 høes go away

by Deccys weather man September 9, 2021

declan hegarty

A guy whos freinds with elijah binkleston and is a chad pimp who gets all the girls but they tell him they would date him if he was taller. Example: SIkshya gorllia and ana maricuo and CHAN RAN. Declan is a cool boy

HEy is that declan hegarty? yea hes so hot

by Declano5 March 28, 2022

Declan Hegarty

A hot irish guy who pulls all the girls and gives head to someone named elijah binkleberry and Murata Sultinator

Girl 1: Hey is that Declan Hegarty? Girl 2: Yea its him id let him do anything to me!

by Declano5 March 31, 2022