DEFECATION TRIAL

(n.) The trial that accompanies a civil lawsuit wherein the plaintiff alleges the defendant moved their bowels in the plaintiff's bed.

see: "dropped a grumpy"

"Did you hear the verdict in the Depp v. Heard defecation trial?"

by Girth Brooks 07 June 3, 2022

Daftelation

A heightened state of oneness and connectedness achieved through the ridiculous and/or the practice or sacred silliness.

After attending the clown workshop, I really felt a sense of daftelation!

by Daftelation October 12, 2022

Daftelation

Finding a heighted sense of oneness and connection through the embrace of the ridiculous

They left the clown workshop with a real sense of Daftelation

by Daftelation October 15, 2022

Defecation of Character

When someone is talking shit about you.

I thought my ex and I parted on good terms and were still friends; but she was caught in the act by other friends of ours who knew almost everything about us and confronted her for lying about me to make me look bad while committing defecation of character.

by Smart as... April 25, 2024

Defecational

Impossible to like. Common examples of defecational things are nails against a chalkboard, the kars for kids commercial, and tattle tales.

Person 1: Have you heard the guy from Creed’s voice?

Person 2: Ugh, yes. It’s so defecational.

by D. G. Richardson December 26, 2025

Connection detection

Checking for feasable signal

Connection detection makes for easy net eclection.

by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010

Penal defecation

The act of literally releasing feces from one's penis, the results are called dickshit, the process takes a long time and usually ends with a lifelong virginity warranty.

Guy 1: Ahh fuck I had penal defecation this morning
Guy 2: How much shit did you piss out?
Guy 1: I'm not finished

by Oskarmandude2 June 29, 2013