dangledorph

That thing you found under your moms bed that smells like low tide and burnt KY jelly.

was looking for the cat today and found my moms dangledorph in the dishwasher, it was at least 14 inches long and 4 inches around.

by Captain Bendeco June 25, 2016

danklepuss

Someone who likes memes and is a wimp

Person 1: Hey where’s that guy who called me a thot??
Person 2: Idk man looks like he didn’t want his ass beat
Person1: What a danklepuss

by Danklepuss May 26, 2018

Danked

When you attack someone

Bro I danked that kid

by Error **Unkown** October 2, 2019

Danked

Pretty, amazing or last long

Damn ur really danked

by C1 on dat October 8, 2020

dangledong

when you can't get a rock solid hard on no matter how much porn you watch but is 13 feet long. this makes the worthless sh-meat dangle outside your pants. the origins come from as early as 1486 A.C. when a man named fuckhorse saw dick at age 50 and went: "damn I have a fucking dangledong! how do i pound now?" word spread and he became known as the virgin lord as no woman ever fucked him at that point. today we still carry on the saying knowing it will ruin that persons manhood

- that dangledong is worse than my fixed dogs ballsack
- your just a fucking dangledong!

by longdong pounder April 19, 2021

Darkled

When a blanket falls off while you’re sleeping and your feet start to freeze

i was sleeping last night when i was suddenly Darkled

by ActuallyThisAintMyReality October 17, 2021

Danked

To dank is when a giant knob like Joshua Danker ejaculates all over lucy or mathilda

Oh my god I just danked.

by dankub123 March 3, 2022