by Tegbir Sidhu December 8, 2012
Get the Danish mug.A pseudo-sexual act in which the male (ideally one that is vertically endowed, with large hands) straddles the female whilst stretching the scrotal epidermis over his clog wearing partner's forehead. The ideal effect is such that the female appears grandmother like, due to her new wrinkly, veiny forehead.
"My girlfriend just came home with a pair of clogs, I fear she may want to perform the Danish grandma."
by Beer Sailor December 5, 2009
Get the Danish grandma mug.A non-topical medicine that can heal many external injuries. Best results are given when ingested through the mouth.
"You got pretty beaten up last night. I just got this medicine from a good fellow named Dr. Daniels, although his friends call him Jack."
"Excellent, Jack Daniels. Bottoms up"
"Excellent, Jack Daniels. Bottoms up"
by Gran Torino July 25, 2009
Get the Jack Daniels mug.when a guy lays down on a bed, on his back and a woman stand over his head and does a backbend and sucks his dick.
(you can also eat her pussy at the same time.)
(you can also eat her pussy at the same time.)
"Man, last night i was fucking this freak, and out of nowhere she stood up and gave me a danish suicide.
by Mr. Air Nape April 20, 2009
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Get the danishing mug.Danila is a male Russian name translated as “Daniel” in English. Danilas are extremely good looking. Danilas have very good shaved heads. Danilas like to spend time cuddling (with the bros). Danilas are chill and pass all the vibe checks. Danilas like girls with a booty and medium size tiddies.
by RussianLord7153 April 16, 2020
Get the Danila mug.When three chicks take turns on your knob, one after the other; while one is working on the penis, the other two are performing analingus and/or sucking on your testicles.
by Fipi Lele January 25, 2008
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