dadshow

Anything which has the primary characteristic of being like the sort of thing a dad would say/do/like.

"I was looking through a Screwfix catalogue the other day- totally fucking dadshow, I know."

by Rob Spendley May 17, 2004

DADS

Day After Drinking Shits

the squirty, gross shits you get the day after a night of drinking

dave: “how was the bar last night?”

mark: “good but now i have DADS and i’m not near the bathroom!”
dave: “shit man you better run”

by NotYourRealName June 14, 2018

DadStrat

DadStrat (#DadStrat) is a calculated series of five specific steps used primarily within the video-game Fortnite during matches of battle royale. The steps insure the player a top ten spot, thus achieving victory.

The steps are as follows:
1. Get Kicked - Allow the Bus Driver to eject you at the last second
2. Deploy Glider - Immediately Deploy your Glider, maximizing your time in the air
3. Get Coastin - Head towards the coast, minimizing the ways in which enemies may approach you
4. Don't Die - Maintain a positive health value, remain unseen
5. Top 10 - Achieve a spot in the Top Ten and celebrate

Amateur: " I've been getting my rear handed to me in Fortnite lately..."
Profesional: "Try the DadStrat, you'll get Top Ten every time!"

by BadDadatFortnit March 10, 2019

dawgs

dawgs are when someone lets their toes be seen by public

jeremey: “bro why did emeli let her dawgs out”

by crazybot76 May 5, 2022

blood dags

a condition experienced by women who cultivate their pubic hair. during their monthly period the blood clots get caught on their mega muff and cause blood scabs to cling onto the excessive hair.

while attempting to prise her flaps apart, he had to use a jack hammer to break through the blood dags.

by pseudonym5876473847548 March 19, 2010

Ya mum's your dads aunty

When you would like to annoy someone its polite to let them know that there mum's their dads aunty.

Hey Tom guess what ? Ya mum's your dads aunty

by TheCluck June 5, 2019

put them dawgs away

something u say to someone with ATROCIOUS ass toes

my boyfriend accidentally showed his feet on ft and i told him to put them dawgs away.

by nomecbp August 1, 2021